TV Total Wipeout!!

[Calaen]

Ok so I have an audition for the show a week on Wednesday!!

However I have to convince the prodcuers in only 60 seconds why they should put me through to the next part of the auditions!! I will be driving to Edingburgh and would prefer to spend more than 60 seconds there before I drive home.

Anyone have any experience auditioning? Should I go for funny or competitive or just plain old me?

If you had 60 seconds to convince someone to put you through what would you use to sell yourself?

 

[- English -]

from what ive seen of it (4-5 episodes) it seems that they sell out on putting in stupid characters who do dances or look weird. A bit like big brother got in the last 10 series or however many they are on (minus series 1 and 2).

I suggest dying your hair pink, wearing womens clothes and talking with a fake stutter.

Good luck and if your on, do say and ill watch that episode ;p

 

[Ezteq]

oi less of the librarian bashing

i think you have to be like WAH!!!! and give them an angle they can use in the show, you know how richard 'i have shit hair' hammond likes to bestow nicknames on the contestants.

...you may borrow my cow pants, and 3D glasses but you will have to use your own vampire fangs tbh.

 

[pikeh]

Good luck getting on the best show on telly! tell us what episode if you do get on.
Have a shit dance/catchphrase ready, either a) be stupidly fit or b) have no hope of completing the course. either way you'll get on I reckon!

 

[Shagrat]

haha mu kids keep trying to enter me for this, they want that massive hammer to smack me in the back of the head so they can have a good laugh at me.


good luck with the audition

 

[old.Tohtori]

Tempted to tell you that no one gives a f*ck what you pretend to do with your life, but hey, good luck *thumbs up*

I'm sure you'll fit right in there.

 

[pikeh]

Tempted to tell you that no one gives a f*ck what you pretend to do with your life, but hey, good luck *thumbs up*

I'm sure you'll fit right in there.

What do you mean tempted to tell him? You just did tell him that!

it's like saying; No offence meant, but your a fucking dirty cock whore.

 

[old.Tohtori]

What do you mean tempted to tell him? You just did tell him that!

it's like saying; No offence meant, but your a fucking dirty cock whore.

Kind of the point

 

[Calaen]

Just had some more information sent to me regarding the audition process.

And I need a catchphrase, something fun and relating to what I am going to do to it or soemthing

I have to do a recording at the audition of the start of the course!!

So come on you bitches, Winning catchphrase may well be on TV*!!



*if I get through of course

 

[TdC]

Swaffel a puppy, then kill and eat it. That'll get you some TV time!

 

[Shagrat]

just use your current FH title as a catchphrase

 

[Marc]

Tell the camera you are a geordie who supports Man United.

They will defo put you on just for the death threats you will receive in the toon

 

[Ezteq]

sweetie it tomorrow you are off on your audition?

 

[Calaen]

Aye shitting it tbh!!!!

I've never ever had a nick name, but trying to think of one which I can then tie a catchphrase to is fooking impossible

 

[- English -]

tell them you dont have 1;p
maybe hammond will make one up for you lol

 

[Ezteq]

lol you can do it man, do it for all the nerds out there who are trapped in their room due to addicion to mmorpgs and hay fever!!

Show the world that pale ginger nerds are actually lethul fighting machines not to be trifled with. You'll do great
xxxx

 

[Calaen]

lol you can do it man, do it for all the nerds out there who are trapped in their room due to addicion to mmorpgs and hay fever!!

Show the world that pale ginger nerds are actually lethul fighting machines not to be trifled with. You'll do great
xxxx

See now I can use either of those for my shout out at the top of the course

I just need a relevant nick name now!!!

 

[Ezteq]

ginger ninja?

Gingernator? Gingernator 2 judgement nerd? Gingernator 3 rise of the geeks?

unbutch cassidy and/or the sunblock kid?

Moby Dork?

Turbogeek?



sorry, brain is having a refit at mo so that's the best I could do, you will pwn though matey xx

 

[Calaen]

Sunblock Kid could be used!

Tying in on the ginger theme ofc

 

[Ezteq]

ah hehe that's my fave tbh!

I was trying to think of a variation on the LHC or general particle acceleration for ultimate nerdism but just could not do it, my inner Sheldon let me down

 

[Ezteq]

Oi twiglet, any news? did you get through??

xxx

 

[Lethul]

lethul fighting machines

 

[ECA]

Oi twiglet, any news? did you get through??

xxx

He probably enjoyed getting a face full of big red balls so much he's changed his lifestyle

 

[- English -]

bump since he didnt reply! ;D

 

[Ezteq]

reply bitch, reply!!!

 

[Siftwind]

Aye shitting it tbh!!!!

I've never ever had a nick name, but trying to think of one which I can then tie a catchphrase to is fooking impossible

"My name is ***** and I'm no whinger. I'll amaze you with my head of ginger"

How did it go Cal?

 

[Aph3x]

Wish he'd respond, unless he was belted around the face and arms by a giant red bollocks and cant type no more.

 

[Punishment]

Ok so I have an audition for the show a week on Wednesday!!

However I have to convince the prodcuers in only 60 seconds why they should put me through to the next part of the auditions!! I will be driving to Edingburgh and would prefer to spend more than 60 seconds there before I drive home.

Anyone have any experience auditioning? Should I go for funny or competitive or just plain old me?

If you had 60 seconds to convince someone to put you through what would you use to sell yourself?

YouTube - R. Lee Ermey 60 second PSA