Top Gear... THE STIG

[Amphrax]

Ok looks like The Stigs Identity will be soon revealed...

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Who do you think The Stig might be?

 

[Ctuchik]

Who do you think The Stig might be?

wouldn't it be totally ironic if it turned out to be Captain Slow?


oh god please let it be James May!

 

[TdC]

wouldn't it be totally ironic if it turned out to be Captain Slow?


oh god please let it be James May!

that would be the most awesome thing ever!

 

[Ch3tan]

They will make him take his helmet off and he hill have another helmet underneath, or a mask or something. It's too obvious.

 

[Ormorof]

wonder what odds you'd get on that at the bookies, might be worth sticking a £1 on it!

 

[Sparx]

wasnt it actually released awhile ago, cant remember who it was

 

[kiliarien]

wasnt it actually released awhile ago, cant remember who it was

Yeah, the numpty had pictures made up of him as the stig and the local rag got wind of it. Follow up article:

Identity of Top Gear's The Stig revealed as Ben Collins

 

[Ch3tan]

Yeah, the numpty had pictures made up of him as the stig and the local rag got wind of it. Follow up article:

Identity of Top Gear's The Stig revealed as Ben Collins

And wasn't it also proved that there were multiple stigs, and they rotated them depending on what they were testing / who was available. So it doesn't really matter if anyone stig is "outed"

 

[gohan]

And wasn't it also proved that there were multiple stigs, and they rotated them depending on what they were testing / who was available. So it doesn't really matter if anyone stig is "outed"

ye i heard that, like 1 F1 drive 1 rally 1 touring car ect ect so each car was always tested the best way

 

[kiliarien]

And wasn't it also proved that there were multiple stigs, and they rotated them depending on what they were testing / who was available. So it doesn't really matter if anyone stig is "outed"

yup Ch3, they reckon there could be as many as 5 rotating. Either way it's the concept of the Stig that's important, and HE IS AWESOME!!

 

[Rulke]

I really hope it's some kind of joke and they don't "out" the stig

 

[Lamp]

As long as there's plenty of insane Top Gear Challenges, I couldn't care less about "The Stig".

*cough* PR stunt *cough*

 

[Laddey]

wouldn't it be totally ironic if it turned out to be Captain Slow?


oh god please let it be James May!

Haha that would rock

 

[Litmus]

never expected it to be michael schumacher..

 

[Tuthmes]

never expected it to be michael schumacher..

Me neither, but somehow it all makes sense

 

[Mauness]

i still dont think its him tbh.

 

[Ch3tan]

It's not - it's a publicity stunt, and a funny way to introduce the interviewee

 

[Ctuchik]

I really hope it's some kind of joke and they don't "out" the stig

yeah, part of me dont want to know and the other part wants it to me james may

 

[Litmus]

It's not - it's a publicity stunt, and a funny way to introduce the interviewee

I kinda think that too, but it's and evil trick if that is the case... I sssooo want it to be schumacher, fucking legend. Best F1 driver there will ever be.

 

[Litmus]

On 2nd thoughts i really doubt its him, the only reason he was there was to drive that Ferrari tbh... Its still in test phase and schumacher is their test driver, so theres no chance they'll ever let anyone drive it until its released.

 

[Tuthmes]

Still think it's him, because he was (and prolly still is) one of the best drivers out there. That makes him the best choice tbh. Having said that, i also think there is more then 1 "stig" driving around. If thats the case though, the results/times on the score board are screwed.

No official comments from the BBC yet?

 

[Ch3tan]

I really don't believe people are taking this so seriously, sad, sad, sad. It's Top Gear ffs, they like taking the piss.

 

[Olgaline]

On 2nd thoughts i really doubt its him, the only reason he was there was to drive that Ferrari tbh... Its still in test phase and schumacher is their test driver, so theres no chance they'll ever let anyone drive it until its released.

I think this is the bases for the stunt,

as in yes, for this particular test he is the stig...

litmus nailed it imo
get it ?

 

[Tuthmes]

Yeah Litmus does have a point there.

 

[kiliarien]

I really don't believe people are taking this so seriously, sad, sad, sad. It's Top Gear ffs, they like taking the piss.

Oh ffs, I concur!

Unless they make it a theme; get the bird from the old Renault advert on Top Gear dressed as the Stig....."Nicole?"......."Papa!"

Then drive the renault into a burning wreck. That advert pissed me off.

 

[Ch3tan]

Well clearly you are gay, Nicole was fit.

 

[Hawkwind]

Ha ha Shueeee! What a wind up.

 

[Bahumat]

wouldn't it be totally ironic if it turned out to be Captain Slow?


oh god please let it be James May!

I wish it was too, but in that challenge against the germans you can see how May is 5-8 inchs taller.

And wasn't it also proved that there were multiple stigs, and they rotated them depending on what they were testing / who was available. So it doesn't really matter if anyone stig is "outed"

Yeah they have a fat american stig who can drift with lorries and an african stig lol.

Ha ha Shueeee! What a wind up.

I'd love it to be him, but it'd involve him spending alot of time at top gear training the celebs and testing the cars etc. It's probably someone we all know, but not so famous.

 

[Lamp]

SOME SAY THAT ...

* He let the dogs out
* He's banned from the city of Chichester.
* He is allergic to the Dutch.
* He never blinks.
* He eats brake pads for breakfast.
* He drinks Shell biofuel for breakfast.
* He is wanted by the CIA.
* His urine is used to power Diesel engines.
* He is probably Arceus/Jesus.
* He only knows two facts about ducks. And both of them are wrong.
* He sleeps upside down like a bat.
* He is worshipped as a God in Papua New Guinea
* He appears on high value stamps in Sweden.
* He can catch fish with his tongue.
* His testicles are made out of steel
* His breath smells of magnesium.
* He is scared of bells.
* He naturally faces magnetic north.
* His nipples are as big as Music CDs
* If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.
* He has hydraulic legs.
* He was brought up in Africa by a herd of Cheetahs.
* He deliberately sabotaged Richard Hammond's dragster-stunt
* He names all his potted plants Steve.
* His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
* He is actually a she.
* His heart ticks like a watch.
* His power level...it's....OVER 9,000!
* He is confused by stairs.
* His voice can only be heard by cats.
* He was born on Mars
* Gravity obeys him

It's all true.

* He pees 98RON petrol, and is considered more valuable than platinum.
* He has named every blade of grass around the Top Gear test track.
* He can see oxygen.
* He can drive a car backwards with his leg hair.
* He has a plasticine model of James May in his 'number twos' toilet for inspiration.
* He was turned down to go on I'm a Celebrity, because people had heard of him.
* He does not have a driving license.
* He is Matthew Bellamy of Muse
* He can smell corners, hear oil pressure, and see slipstreams
* He has two sets of knees.
* His farts consist of pure nitrous oxide
* He can taste the mileage of anything
* He is actually from Bristol and speaks with a heavy, lisping West Country accent.
* His voice is the sound of newborn babies crying.
* His finger prints are exactly the same as the tread on Pirelli P-zero tyres, and if you were to stand on corner 38 of the Nurburgring on a Wednesday evening - you can hear his mating call.
* His tears are Adhesive.
* He'll survive the nuclear war, and he will rule the world with the cockroaches.
* He is the long lost Transformer son of Optimus Prime, and that he transforms into a Fiat Panda when no-one's looking.
* The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring.
* His ears are on back to front, and when he goes to the toilet he excretes petrol.
* ... Nothing! They are too affaid of him to say anything at all.
* He quit binge drinking, once the price per litre went over £1.
* The Stig has been found out to have been in the Max Mosely video.
* One of his legs gets longer when he sees a pretty lady.
* His heart is upside down.
* His teeth glow in the dark.
* He has no friends to text.
* He has no age.
* He follows no car culture.
* He has a digital face.
* His first name really is 'The'.
* Chuck Norris is scared of him.
* He is an amazing tap dancer
* He sheds his racing suit seasonally
* He is baffled by human food
* He can open a beer can with his testies
* He sucks the moisture from ducks
* It's impossible for him to wear socks
* If you knew what the Stig knew you'd wake up screaming
* He doesn't wear gloves, his hands actually look like that
* One of his knees attracts cats
* No-one knows what the LEDs on his neck mean
* He's lairy, he's hairy, he likes films by Jim Carrey
* He is convinced that the clouds are following him
* He still claims he invented blu-tac even though everyone knows he is lying
* Everytime someone says the word mincemeat the stig gets 25p

 

[Bahumat]

I think it will be like when Kakashi takes off his mouth mask thing and just has another underneath. Or Stig will have that cloth facemask they wear under the helmet