Top 10 Holiday Complaints

[[SS]Gamblor]

Well, according to Thomas Cook some holiday-makers are just never
satisfied.
Here are the top ten most bizarre customer complaints received by the firm
in recent years:

1 - On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost
every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all.

2 - The beach was too sandy.

3 - I bought a snorkel and swimming mask for my six-year-old son, but he
was too upset to use them as the fish frightened him.

4 - It rained on my birthday.

5 - Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was
ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.

6 - I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store
does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.

7 - It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often
needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned.

8 - We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street
trader, only to find out they were fake.

9 - None of the hotel staff was English, and the tea didn't taste the same
as at home.

10 - I would like to complain about the price of alcohol in the resort. It
was too cheap and I woke with a hangover every day.

Hope this makes up for my last thread :touch:

 

[eggy]

Pretty poor tbh

 

[Morphius]

Lol!

 

[Amanita]

Its so true as well

I've heard lots of people go abroad on holiday and then eat at macdonalds all the time or something like that

 

[Rhori]

Rofl at nr 10

 

[Lamp]

LMAO @ No.2

 

[Ezteq]

No. 11 : crap holiday cos no ones shagged me and puked up in my floppuy straw hat and taken pics of them with my tooth brush up their arse.... which i only discover after returning home and having the films developed.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

No. 11 : crap holiday cos no ones shagged me and puked up in my floppuy straw hat and taken pics of them with my tooth brush up their arse.... which i only discover after returning home and having the films developed.

Ahhh that's just nasty .. poor Ez ... showing us your b00bies will make you feel better imo

 

[Ezteq]

lol sod orf im going for my bath your clever psycological mind games wont work here ya'know!

 

[Chronictank]

lol sod orf im going for my bath your clever psycological mind games wont work here ya'know!

: o still awake
well done lil lady

 

[Ezteq]

lol i woke up at 9... had a craving for bacon and for some odd reason grapefruit juice

 

[Kaun_IA]

Gamblor]1 - On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost
every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all.

theres a place called... GOA... no wonder ppl dont enjoy it there

 

[Bahumat]

theres a place called... GOA... no wonder ppl dont enjoy it there

do you think they were late with the order's?

 

[evzy]

I know of a dude who went to spain with his wife and I think kids - all inclusive - got there, wasnt keen on the food as they didnt have burgers on the menu on the day he got there - so he packed up and flew home in a sulk the same evening - what a 'tard!!

Let me make it clear I only know of him - I don't know him directly...cos if I did I would have to have slapped him tbh!

 

[Hansmoleman]

went on holiday to a place where they had some form of buffet thing for breakfast, it had chips and people moaned about it as if they were expected to have everything that was laid out =/ but needless to say i had a whole pig worth of bacon daily