News Too big for the coffin

[Edmond]

OMG WTF !!!

BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Leg-cutting funeral home to close

 

[Litmus]

Heh i read this afew mins ago too. But why admit to it 4 years after when no one has noticed!?!?!

 

[Calaen]

fuck me

 

[old.user4556]

Yes, I saw that.

(see what i did there?)

 

[Dreamor]

just been reading that, terrible... but then he didn't kneed them anymore...

 

[Edmond]

Ba Boom.....Tish !!!!!

 

[tris-]

Cut him some slack.

 

[Litmus]

got too big for his boots apparently

 

[TdC]

Mr Hines has since been reburied in another coffin.

uh...why?

 

[Edmond]

he found he got a bit stiff in the smaller one

 

[Shagrat]

But which half have they reburied?

 

[Garaen]

They didn't have a leg to stand on in that court case tbh

 

[Moriath]

whats the problem the guy solved a problem .. no one was hurt and the guy was dead anyway .. not as if he needed the legs any more

before anyone says it ... i wouldnt have been bothered if it was my dad

 

[Tom]

Hmm, cast asunder under 6 feet and 6 feet under, in the soft tundra.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

One foot in the next grave along.

 

[Ctuchik]

you guys are horrible...



i like!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bet the ex employee reported it after getting the boot, though if the owner finds out who it was, they better leg it.

 

[Fweddy]

I'm sorry but I won't accept any more of these bad jokes. I'm putting my foot down.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm sorry but I won't accept any more of these bad jokes. I'm putting my foot down.

Maybe you need to look at it from a different ankle?

 

[dysfunction]

this is all getting a bit grave

 

[Chilly]

Must have caused grave offense to all involved.

 

[Jupitus]

Have you guys got no sole?

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

I heard he requested the theme from Footloose at the funeral.

 

[Bullitt]

I wonder if he died in an accident when he was legless

 

[Chilly]

An excellent short story