Tom Cruise the new Jesus (apparently) [

[razeredge]

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2007/0124/cruiset.html

Leader David Miscavige believes that in the future Cruise will be revered like Jesus for his work in propagating the religion.

 

[Craparoni]

someone apparently flew to close to the Cuckoo's Nest

 

[Gamah]

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Bah, well heres the article, it was there, i promise, maybe im his prophet :

Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise has been hailed as the "Christ" of Scientology.

The actor, who is a devout follower of the religion, has been hailed by leaders of the faith as the "chosen one" who will spread the word.

High-ranking Scientologist David Miscavige is convinced Cruise, 44, will one day be worshipped like Jesus all over the world, becoming a prophet for the religion.

A source close to the actor is quoted by Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: "Tom has been told he is Scientology's Christ-like figure. Just like Christ, he has been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right, just like Jesus."

Cruise, a top ranking Scientologist, joined the Church of Scientology in the mid-80s. His wife Katie Holmes has reportedly converted to the faith.

The religion's founder, American science fiction writer L Ron Hubbard, claimed that extra terrestrial beings were sent to planet Earth by intergalactic ruler Xenu, who then blew up the aliens with hydrogen bombs in a volcano.

 

[Mojo]

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[fodams]

Tom Cruise, oh cmon.. could'nt they have picked someone else less gay? like Steven seagull?

 

[Basic_X]

Blew up the aliens in with a hydrogen bomb in a volcano? jesus, if people realy belive that

 

[Urgat]

Blew up the aliens in with a hydrogen bomb in a volcano? jesus, if people realy belive that

Yes..

because believeing that a middle eastern man called Jesus could walk on water, turn water to wine feed 5000 people with 3 loaves of bread... oh yes... and rise from the dead...

is not crazy at all....

 

[razeredge]

Yes..

because believeing that a middle eastern man called Jesus could walk on water, turn water to wine feed 5000 people with 3 loaves of bread... oh yes... and rise from the dead...

is not crazy at all....

I dont recall however St Peter admitting it was a big money making scam though, which apparently the creator of Scientology did admit to

 

[old.Tohtori]

I dont recall however St Peter admitting it was a big money making scam though, which apparently the creator of Scientology did admit to

Nooo, not at all when it comes to christianity. They never admitted it

 

[Urgat]

I dont recall however St Peter admitting it was a big money making scam though, which apparently the creator of Scientology did admit to

I have no interest in religion in any form.

i was merely observing that people who believe in an intergalactic alien coming to earth 75 million years ago, are no more crazy than people who believe some omnipotent bieng impregnated a virgin with its son in order to save the world from itself...


(and incedently... statements like "which apparently" dont really mean very much... a link to the documentation that shows that admission would help to put your point across to people who think it matters..)

 

[Celestino]

The future is bleak enough without Tom Cruise christness...
It really is somewhat comforting that we will never get to see that no matter if it happens or not...
Tom Cruise Bless America, and the sea swallow us all !

 

[Coldbeard]

Haha, just saw a South Park episode about Church of Scientology and Tom Cruise

 

[Overdriven]

Haha, just saw a South Park episode about Church of Scientology and Tom Cruise

That's funny as hell. Cruise wanted to sue them for that

 

[Ezteq]

well if he really wants the job i wouldnt mind nailing him to a cross... its have to be a small one though because he's like 2 foot 3, people could be seen wearing tom cruise cruiseafixes (haha!!) and due to his petite stature it really would be him on the necklace!!

 

[Huntingtons]

best thing was the closet tho!;D