Toilet seats

How do you like your toilet seat?


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Aoami

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Slighty warm. I dont think about why its slightly warm, i just enjoy it.
 

Jupitus

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My best mate has one of those Japanese loos which has a heated seat and built in ass-washer... it's fab :)
 

caLLous

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Air temperature... "warm" is a definite turn-off in pooing terms.
 

opticle

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Erm. I like the sound of the Japanese robot thing.

I won't settle for anyone else pre-warming my loo seat, and that includes a Japanese person.
 

Chilly

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Terrible poll writing OP! "A nice cold seat" - slightly biased.
 

Scouse

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My best mate has one of those Japanese loos which has a heated seat and built in ass-washer... it's fab :)

Ass-washers are so far superior to toilet paper it's unfunny.

India and the rest of that part of the world have it good :)
 

DaGaffer

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Scouse said:
Ass-washers are so far superior to toilet paper it's unfunny.

India and the rest of that part of the world have it good :)

I never thought I'd read the words "good" and "India" in a sentence about toilets...
 

Overdriven

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Slightly warm. My office toilets are FREEZING so it makes a nice change coming home and them being warm.
 

TdC

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warm toilet seat? are you kidding? that's about as pleasant as hot-bunking :(
 

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