Tohtori falls in love...

[Bahumat]

...with his robot girlfriend!

I love my robot girlfriend. - Order of the Blue Gartr

 

[old.Tohtori]

That's just cool

*writes down on pad*: Need to get robotics job...

 

[Amanita]

Can I get one that looks like Hugh Jackman? It would save me a whole bunch of time.

 

[CorNokZ]

I came..

 

[Gorbachioo]

"she can even have an orgasm – although Le swears he never has sex with her."


I bet..

 

[Bahumat]

Amanita I don't look like Hugh Jackman, but I have some extra cash and was thinking of getting plastic surgery.

Do you by chance look like Bette Middler? Cause if you do we should hold hands and stuff!

 

[Amanita]

Who's Bette Middler?

Oh, anyway. I can say without even looking that up - no I don't look like her

 

[Bahumat]

Would settle for Dot Cotton...

 

[Amanita]

Oh dear, I fail there too.

I'm doomed to live a life alone. Aww.

Edit: Unless I suddenly sprout genius and aquire £15k magically. Then I'd build a Hugh Jackman bot.

 

[Overdriven]

I want one

 

[old.Tohtori]

I want one

Yeah but that's just 'cause you haven't had any action in months and months


Haven't had any myself either

 

[Lethul]

“Like a real female, she will react to being touched in certain ways. If you grab or squeeze her private parts too hard, she will slap you."

 

[Syri]

I think that guy officially had too much time on his hands coming up with that. it's kinda sad in a way... Though if my situation doesn't change in a few years, I'll probably be tempted to try the same tbh...

 

[Overdriven]

Yeah but that's just 'cause you haven't had any action in months and months


Haven't had any myself either

Been about a month, heh. Sucks. Can't wait to go back down to London, may actually get summit =<