Today in my office

[oblivion_6]

 

[angara-ffs]

Funny

 

[-ag-bometal]

Dilbert for teh win !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ravenbourne]

hehe

 

[oblivion_6]

i wish it wasnt true lol but at least once a week i can relate to dilbert exactly

today we got told by a project manager that it was ok to lie to the business about when the project would be complete

his exact words

"dont think of it as lying just think of it as projecting the recomended course of the project"

WTF????

this guy makes probably bout 50k a year and all he does is lie and cheat and miss deadlines

man i wanna be proj manager so bad lol

edit: ive got one of these today at 2 so guildies dont expect me home

 

[-ag-bometal]

Dilbert is the modern bible of modern business...

But the real mastermind is DOGBERT

All hail dogbert

 

[oblivion_6]

i remeber there was a crackin dogbert strip that was something like

The past
Free soft drink cans will no longer be dispensed

Current
Coffee machines are now no longer free

future
Saliva is not allowed

or something like that

was bloomin hilarious

dilbert is one of the few things that keeps me sane in here

 

[Faeldawn]

Originally posted by oblivion_6
edit: ive got one of these today at 2 so guildies dont expect me home

LOL, seen a few of these in my time, why, oh why do people use clipart on powerpoint