To the tune of the Xmas Coke advert:

[bigbb]

'Someone' will remain nameless.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Summo
It'll be fine, Scoobs. Everything will be fine.

You hunker down with me and TdC. Everything will be juuuust fine...

be afraid...very...sure I'll have another beer

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by luap

Did I forget anything?

Condoms.

oh my mistake, what was I thinking

 

[Deebs]

Originally posted by luap
don't forget, before departing for BBeer2002 remember:

• Map / directions of where the pub is
• Plane / train tickets
• Money for beer
• Money for Luap's beer
• Money for hot peppered chicken
• Money for cab/train/hotel/park bench/friends couch
• Money for Saturday afternoon when you wake up
• Digital camera
• Digital camcorder
• Barrysworld teeshirt / badge / hat if you have one
• Mobile phone to call the mrs / gf / bf / both and appologise for being out after dark

Did I forget anything?

Yes you did. Needs to go right after Money for Beer:

Money for Ted/DBs drinks as they are gonna be humping some BW merchandise up on Friday so will be very thirsty!

 

[Munkey-]

oh yes. and ear muffs should DBs and Tedthedog bring along some of their music.

(#barrysworld goers will understand)

 

[WPKenny]

I reckon a prize beating for the first one to say "leet".

*grinds teeth*

Or at random points in the night, someone yells a phrase and you have to pass your drink to the left and down whatever you've got in front of you. First to puke gets a BW t-shirt to mop it up.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Summo
It'll be fine, Scoobs. Everything will be fine.

You hunker down with me and TdC. Everything will be juuuust fine...

Get your filthy hairdressing shit car hands off my precious Dutchie!

 

[Testin da Cable]

ooh I feel well loved now







though calling me a dutchie is a bit harsh

 

[Gumbo]

Pass the dutchie on the left hand side?

 

[legendario]

*Lines himself up to the left a bit*

 

[~YuckFou~]

I'm not going, too far on a Friday night. However I was tempted to arrive late, shout "fire in the hole", and see how many turned away to face the wall.

 

[luap]

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
I'm not going, too far on a Friday night.

You gotta admit that's a bit lightweight. Gwan make the effort, it'll be good to meet you.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Me: I'm going down to London to meet a load of people from the web. I know it's the weekend, and I hardly see you during the week, but I'll be home on Saturday with a hangover, and bits of diced carrots in my hair.
Mrs Yuck: OK dear.


Now the real conversation:
Me: I'm going down to London to meet a load of people from the web. I know it's the weekend, and I hardly see you during the week, but I'll be home on Saturday with a hangover, and bits of diced carrots in my hair.
Mrs Yuck: You think?

 

[Wij]

Somebody is bringing an inflatable me right ?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Me, Summo and Andy will fuck like rabbits Wij, but we'll try to think of you as I push my cock deep into the dark depths of hairdresser's alleyway, forcing that colon to give way.

Mmmmmmm.

 

[*charlton_thd*]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
Me, Summo and Andy will fuck like rabbits Wij, but we'll try to think of you as I push my cock deep into the dark depths of hairdresser's alleyway, forcing that colon to give way.

Mmmmmmm.

Wazz to Summo

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
Me, Summo and Andy will fuck like rabbits Wij, but we'll try to think of you as I push my cock deep into the dark depths of hairdresser's alleyway, forcing that colon to give way.

Mmmmmmm.

<note to self: must google for titanium chastitybelt>

 

[Wij]

Or lube.

 

[Wazzerphuk]