To the Geordies

[Thadius]

Same old story?

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

What happened? :|

 

[Solo]

They stole his thread and sold it already.

 

[Cozak]

Disallowed goal Fuck europe.

 

[Lollie]

very dissapointed.. stupid f*cking ref last week and that penalty really hurt us. Was always gonna be tough going to AZ, just hoped we could have held on.

 

[cHodAX]

Was hoping they would go all the way to the final

 

[Porkbelly]

i watched the game and they were unlucky ...

i guess its up to us now to do it for england ...

 

[Marc]

Newcastle fans deserve better to be honest. Been on loads of away trips with them, leaving newcastle train station at 6am, supping stella snakebites and they are the best set of fans in the league. For their team to underachieve so much is criminal.

The players need to take a hard long look at themselves and put more effort into their training rather than getting lashed everynight of the week. I bet if you go to the quayside or bigg market tonight you will see at least one player falling out of a pub, not knowing what day it is. Players dont sign for newcastle to win trophies, they sign for the newcastle nightlife and all the easy tarts there are in newcastle.

 

[Marc]

i watched the game and they were unlucky ...

i guess its up to us now to do it for england ...

Make the most of it. Spurs are a selling club and I fully expect Berbatov to sign for a big club in the summer which would be a shame for spurs as he is top drawer, right up there with Henry, Drogba and AJ.

"Lasagne, Whoaoa, Lasagne, Whoaoa. We laughed ouselves to bits, when Tottenham got the shits!"

 

[soze]

Make the most of it. Spurs are a selling club and I fully expect Berbatov to sign for a big club in the summer which would be a shame for spurs as he is top drawer, right up there with Henry, Drogba and AJ.

Unfortunately no one is up there with Drogba except Ronaldo.

Henry and Johnson on 10 Berbatov on 8 would be interesting to see what he could do at a big club though.

 

[Marc]

Unfortunately no one is up there with Drogba except Ronaldo.

Henry and Johnson on 10 Berbatov on 8 would be interesting to see what he could do at a big club though.

Put any of the players mentioned into chelsea's team and once they are familiar with the way chelsea play they would score a shed load of goals too. Wether they would score as many as drogba I dont know, because he has scored some pearlers.

Berbatov is top drawer though, spurs have got themselves a gem there.

 

[tris-]

Make the most of it. Spurs are a selling club and I fully expect Berbatov to sign for a big club in the summer which would be a shame for spurs as he is top drawer, right up there with Henry, Drogba and AJ.

"Lasagne, Whoaoa, Lasagne, Whoaoa. We laughed ouselves to bits, when Tottenham got the shits!"

lol who made that up. fucking class

 

[Marc]

lol who made that up. fucking class

Was what the west ham fans were singing to them, to which the spurs fans replied with

"You put ya Argentines in, Ya Argentines out,
The Iceman comes and kicks the gaffer out,
Ya selling Reo-Coker & ya going down
That's why we love to shout.......
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh wanky, wanky West Ham,
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh wanky, wanky West Ham,
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh wanky, wanky West Ham.
Misfits, has-beens, ha ha ha!!"

 

[Thadius]

Newcastle fans deserve better to be honest. Been on loads of away trips with them, leaving newcastle train station at 6am, supping stella snakebites and they are the best set of fans in the league. For their team to underachieve so much is criminal.

The players need to take a hard long look at themselves and put more effort into their training rather than getting lashed everynight of the week. I bet if you go to the quayside or bigg market tonight you will see at least one player falling out of a pub, not knowing what day it is. Players dont sign for newcastle to win trophies, they sign for the newcastle nightlife and all the easy tarts there are in newcastle.

Alan Shearer deserved a trophy at Newcastle

The same way Dario Grady deserves one at Crewe or Jussi Juskalinen at Bolton

 

[Vladamir]

Was what the west ham fans were singing to them, to which the spurs fans replied with

"You put ya Argentines in, Ya Argentines out,
The Iceman comes and kicks the gaffer out,
Ya selling Reo-Coker & ya going down
That's why we love to shout.......
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh wanky, wanky West Ham,
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh wanky, wanky West Ham,
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh wanky, wanky West Ham.
Misfits, has-beens, ha ha ha!!"

That is fucking brilliant

 

[Infanity]

<sad face>

 

[Thadius]

That is fucking brilliant

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother `What should I be?'
`Should I be Chelsea?
Should I be Leeds?'
Here's what she said to me:
`Wash your mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
And shoot the Chelsea scum
Shoot the Chelsea scum'

 

[Thadius]

And for the Liverpool fans

Singing i yi yippie yippie i
Singing i yi yippie yippie i
Singing i yi yippie, i yi yippie
I yi yippie yippie i
If you all hate Scousers clap your hands
If you all hate Scousers clap your hands
If you all hate Scousers, all hate Scousers
All hate Scousers clap your hands


In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You s**t on the carpet, you p**s in the bath
You finger your grandma, and think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job 'cos you're too f**king thick
In your Liverpool slums

 

[Marc]

DO you not read chants of the week on the bbc sports website?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/6441141.stm

"There's only one Rudi Voller!"
Liverpool Fans to Barca manager Frank Rijkaard who spat at Voller in the 1990 World Cup.

"Going down with the Watford!"
Grays Athletic fans when they saw Anton Ferdinand watching the FA Trophy game against Stevanage.

 

[Marc]

lmao if you search previous weeks quotes of the week there are some belters


"We support our local team."
Reading fans to Man Utd at Old Trafford

You're just a small town in Scotland!"
Bristol City fans away at Middlesbrough

'We'll beat you back to London."
Charlton fans to Man Utd fans towards the end of the game at Old Trafford

I Bet your dad looks good on the dancefloor!"
St Johnstone fans to Falkirk keeper Kasper Schmeichel, whose dad Peter starred in Strictly Come Dancing.

 

[Marc]

2-0 to the En-g-land."
Tottenham fans to Arsenal fans during the first leg of their Carling Cup semi-final.

Cilla wants her teeth back, Cilla wants her teeth back, La la la la, La la la la".
Liverpool fans to Ronaldinho during Barcelona match

"Whinge on the telly, he's going to whinge on the telly!"
Boro fans to Sam Allardyce when El Hadji Diouf was sent off.

 

[Thadius]

You're not Scottish anymore!"
Aberdeen fans chant to Hearts who were lacking in Scottish players during Aberdeen's 1-0 win

Made me giggle