To all of you with mothers or sisters...

[Ezteq]

Can one of you please ask them...



HOW THE HELL DO YOU WALK IN 4 INCH HEELS???


i got a do on the 17th, got my little black dress (well, had it for about ooh 7 yrs and worn it um twice lol) got my sparkley hair clip and have kind of figured out how to do make up but today I just brought some killer silver high heels (and I mean hiiiigh) and I'm not afraid to admit I'm actually terrified.

So if any of you have mums sisters aunts (or yourself Oo) who wears hiiigh heels on a regular basis can you please pleeeease ask then for any survival tips on how not to cripple myself or fall over and look like a bit of a tit?

Many thanks
xxxx

 

[old.Tohtori]

Umm...good luck in finding someone who DOESN'T have a mother...

 

[Dreamor]

To be honest, without pictures of you in your little black dress and heels... it might be difficult for us to help

 

[Bahumat]

Practice dammit, put them on and hobble round the house like a Crane!

 

[echome]

Can one of you please ask them...



HOW THE HELL DO YOU WALK IN 4 INCH HEELS???


i got a do on the 17th, got my little black dress (well, had it for about ooh 7 yrs and worn it um twice lol) got my sparkley hair clip and have kind of figured out how to do make up but today I just brought some killer silver high heels (and I mean hiiiigh) and I'm not afraid to admit I'm actually terrified.

So if any of you have mums sisters aunts (or yourself Oo) who wears hiiigh heels on a regular basis can you please pleeeease ask then for any survival tips on how not to cripple myself or fall over and look like a bit of a tit?

Many thanks
xxxx

Sorry but according to my GF it is all about practice and try not to think about the pain... . Hope you get to master it before the day.

Best of luck.

 

[Vladamir]

4 inches is nothing, porno ladies have at least 10 inches.

And i'm not just talking about the heels

 

[Naetha]

If its any consolation Ez, I've never managed it either. The biggest heel I've worn is the one on my 5th form school shoes which was a massive 2 inches. That was 10 years ago. I just wear flat shoes at any dos. I'm 5'8" though, so usually tall enough

 

[Levin]

If you contantly walk on your toes while wearing the high heels, i guess you won't put any pressure on the heels and you won't fall. Just imagine you're wearing sneakers and for some reason feel like tip toeing.

And NO i've never tried it myself!

 

[Solo]

You can buy pads etc from boots to put in the shoe to make it more comfortable less likely to get blisters. They are designed for heels and nights out. I don't know how I know this so don't ask

 

[Ezteq]

hahaha well ive been wearing then round the house in practice, lol Leven do i have to go daa daa daa daaa daaaaa da da da da! while tip toeing like in scooby doo?

Naetha 5'8"??you suck lol can you lend me your legs for the night so then i wont have to stump about on these lil things?


reety ho then carry on practicing i guess, i do look a wee bit daft though in my slouch cloths and glamerous shoes lol

 

[Ezteq]

You can buy pads etc from boots to put in the shoe to make it more comfortable less likely to get blisters. They are designed for heels and nights out. I don't know how I know this so don't ask

oooh ooh party feet!!! (the name lol) well done sir!


ha i just remembered i have some knee pads in my locker so if i fall off my shoes i wont get a graze... tres elegant Oo

 

[tris-]

so where is the old and grey ez going that requires such fashionable clothing?

 

[Ezteq]

Burlesque night, dinner and cabaret Oo

doesnt start till 21:30 rofl and the dinners at like 20:00... I go to bed at 20:00 usually!

 

[Bugz]

Burlesque night, dinner and cabaret Oo

doesnt start till 21:30 rofl and the dinners at like 20:00... I go to bed at 20:00 usually!

It stats at 9:30pm yet the dinner is at 8pm? Oo

Are you sure they're not trying to stitch you up? ^^

 

[tris-]

Burlesque night, dinner and cabaret Oo

doesnt start till 21:30 rofl and the dinners at like 20:00... I go to bed at 20:00 usually!

amagad im going to see a burlesque show tomorrow

 

[old.Tohtori]

I really dunno why, but burlesque never got to me.

Which is odd, since i like that whole, witch/metal/thingymadoo...which has influences from it too...

Strange. Maybe it's the colors. Though black on black is boring, dark purple and black, red and black..nice...hmm...psyche!! * runs to his psychiatric*

 

[tris-]

tohtori, have a look at this bird and see where your wankathon goes. shes going to be performing tomorrow

www.myspace.com/missy_malone

vids down the left hand side.

 

[old.Tohtori]

tohtori, have a look at this bird and see where your wankathon goes. shes going to be performing tomorrow

www.myspace.com/missy_malone

vids down the left hand side.

Hmm, mighty fine i'd say. *doesn't effect wankathon, though doesn't help *

Guess it's the common type of burlesque i don't dig. Now the southern, voodoo stuff...yuuuummy

 

[Azurus]

I asked my mum how to walk in 4 inch heals to which she replied

'Is there something you want to tell me son?'

 

[Thadius]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU WALK IN 4 INCH HEELS???

They are not for walking! Just ask those German "filmstars", they have mastered the art of wearing those shoes!

Though, I never seem to see them doing any walking...

 

[evzy]

Is it just me of the fact that the question was to ask your mothers or sisters kinda funneh.... like she knows most of you fuckers aint got a girlfriend or wife

My missus does occasionally wear teh high heels, not a clue how, I think she puts them on her feet and kinda balances n shit...next time I let her out of the cellar I will ask her.

 

[Nate]

Is it just me of the fact that the question was to ask your mothers or sisters kinda funneh.... like she knows most of you fuckers aint got a girlfriend or wife

My missus does occasionally wear teh high heels, not a clue how, I think she puts them on her feet and kinda balances n shit...next time I let her out of the cellar I will ask her.

you should kick her over and laugh, then be like the rest of us!! muhahahahhahahaha muuuuuhahahahaha

 

[tris-]

Is it just me of the fact that the question was to ask your mothers or sisters kinda funneh.... like she knows most of you fuckers aint got a girlfriend or wife

lets just say, for example, my mother is my girlfriend?

 

[Sharma]

It's easily possible if you happen to come from South America.

 

[Ezteq]

www.myspace.com/missy_malone

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oh christ lol if the dancers next week that i see are like that i think ill be asking for my money back, has that woman never heard of rhythm?

and its not even real burlesque, she just got out got her kit off and farted about with some feathers, proper burlesque is more about the dance and performance and they dont "show" i.e. get nekkid. As a stripper i'd say that chick was medeocre as a burlesque dancer i'd say she wasn't.

any hoo tris i know youll be going there to appraise the booty rather than the routine and she seemed to enjoy shakin hers so i hope she girates all over you and you ahve a great time


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sat here in bath robe and my heels atm am still practicing lol

 

[Naetha]

sat here in bath robe and my heels atm

Think you've just given the male proportion of FH a hard on

On a slightly seperate note, you have no excuse to QQ about awkward shoes - take a look at these!

Spoiler

Fix0red.

 

[tris-]

any hoo tris i know youll be going there to appraise the booty rather than the routine and she seemed to enjoy shakin hers so i hope she girates all over you and you ahve a great time

on further inspection its not a full on burlesque evening. it seems that the nightclub has simply got the burlesque-type-looking-hot-ladies to come dance about and stuff.

she wears stockings and suspenders anyway, automatically makes her leet

 

[Solo]

Think you've just given the male proportion of FH a hard on

On a slightly seperate note, you have no excuse to QQ about awkward shoes - take a look at these!

Spoiler

Woah spoiler tags its lunch time uke:

 

[old.Tohtori]

Spoiler tags naetha...spoiler tags...*waves finger* Yes it's a finger!

Eq you got a hefty dislike of "showing things".

That dancer, could care less if she had more or less clothes, it's the style that tris- was pointing out. Different style, different strokes.

Just 'cause some do it differently, doesn't make it less good in a grand scheme.

Don't want you to sound like those artsy fartsy movie critics who think effects equal a crap movie just 'cause there's...effects.

 

[Jerelyn]

Here's a practise video:
YouTube - Amii Stewart - Knock On Wood (KultNacht)

if everything fails.. do as Amii stewart and put some flat anti-slide rubber stuff on the bottom of the torture devices..

-Jerelyn *much comfy in her trainers*