TMNT

[old.Tohtori]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTExFsVZXEQ


I think it looks good enough of a trailer to give some hope, compared to earlier space turtles and all that

 

[fettoken]

Waiting for someone to mod in the original soundtrack.

 

[Ch3tan]

It's fucking bay though. He will kill it somehow.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah that's the only concern. While the turtles look fine(maybe a bit rough) and the origin story may be a bit new(trailers are trailers though), it getting Bayed is a real possibility.

Not that TMNT hasn't had it's share of...stuff

 

[Shagrat]

there are going to be lots of explosions aren't there.

 

[Gwadien]

Michaelangelo will now have a grenade launcher.

 

[fettoken]

But, to be honest, with such a little thing as though the intro soundtrack, instead of copy-pasting the past movie trailer-tracks, he could have used the TMNT track, slightly modified but still. It would have changed my mind.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Michaelangelo will now have a grenade launcher.

More donatellos are of expertise though

But what the hell is leonardo doing with a shield?

 

[fettoken]

And that sound at 0.59. Come on! Douche. He'd be better off directing a high school musical or some such.

 

[Edmond]

Lots of shell flare

 

[Bigmac]

Looks shit.

 

[Mabs]

wheres the pizza ?

 

[Syri]

wheres the pizza ?

They've not put it in yet, as they're waiting to see which pizza company wins the bid for product placement...

 

[leggy]

He made the transformers the gayest robots in fictional history. I suspect we'll get to see a turtle fourway in TMNT.

 

[Raven]

Shaky cam shaky cam explosion shaky cam shaky cam shaky cam shaky cam slow mo explosion shaky cam shaky cam shaky cam. Fin

No, ta

 

[fettoken]

He made the transformers the gayest robots in fictional history. I suspect we'll get to see a turtle fourway in TMNT.

Exactly. Basically robots doing parkour and breakdance-battles. Fucking annoying.

 

[Job]

I'm waiting for them to make a generic digital action movie and the CGI artists just draw the characters, load the script as a text file...two hours later you've got the movie..complete with trailers and fake interviews...probably be an app on the Ipad in ten years.

 

[Scouse]

What amazes me about the trailer is that is says "From Producer Michael Bay" at the very beginning, and it's not a joke.

 

[Cerb]

That looks like fucking garbage. Meghan Fox as April? Fuck Bay.

 

[Scouse]

Fuck Bay.

I'd rather fuck Megan Fox tbh. One of the few girl-next-door-nothing-specials that gets posted about on FH that I'd hungrily destroy with repeated pelvic thrusting.

 

[Cerb]

There are plenty of hot women in Hollywood. Maybe get one who isn't dead behind the eyes?

 

[Scouse]

There are plenty of hot women in Hollywood. Maybe get one who isn't dead behind the eyes?

Don't necessarily disagree with that.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Looks very mediocre. I'm also irritated by the 'faint'. I thought Hollywood had got over that weak woman shit 30 years ago. Taking off the mask was amusing though.

The turtles themselves look quite dreadful tbh.

Will wait and see. Very unlikely to bother seeing this at the cinema, home viewing only.

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[BloodOmen]

Looks bollocks, could be good but first impressions is crap.... ruining my childhood memories.

 

[leggy]

My only fond memories of the turtles was playing the arcade game every time we stopped at a service station on the way to London (from beyond the Wall). Oh ... and listening to that god awful chart hit.... until my cassette snapped.

Taste came later in life.

 

[Hawkwind]

Taste came later in life.

Until you have kids then you somehow mysteriously lose it again, well according to them anyway.

 

[fettoken]

Reminds me of MacGyver.

 

[old.Tohtori]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwXFsrp6WBs


I'm rather sold.

 

[Mabs]

thats looks worse each time i see it:/