Rant Titanic 3D, oh do fuck off

[old.user4556]

http://www.techradar.com/news/home-...e-invents-the-concept-of-a-re-release-1040444

I really wish James Cameron would give it the-fuck up.

Not content with ramming 3D down everyone's throats, he's decided the best way to do it is to remake Titantic. As if it wasn't a load of long, boring shit enough; what fucking difference is 3D going to make?

Oh yeah, it's going to line Cameron's pockets.

Prick.

 

[Lamp]

 

[Edmond]

I saw an iterview with him when Avatar came out, and talking about how the film was shot with 3D cameras. He was complaining about films that were not shot in 3D, being released in a 3D version, and then he said at the end (of the same fucking interview!!) that one of his future projects was to re master Titanic in a 3D version......WTF

 

[old.Tohtori]

First i thought "Oh cool, would be fn to see a cool made titanic with less sappy love story and more destruction", then i read "remaster" and agreed with Lamp.

 

[Lakih]

You are about to see Kate Winslets boobs in 3D and you complain!?
I bought a 3D LED TV (Samsung) two weeks ago and if this pushes the release of more 3D movies and the technology itself then im all for it. Will i buy it? No, i dont care much for Titanic neither 2D nor 3D

 

[Ch3tan]

Meh, got to hand it to the guy, he knows how to make money.

I'll never have to see it, so it doesn't affect me at all.

 

[Job]

Does it still sink? I'm not paying 10 quid if it doesn't.

 

[Edmond]

I've never seen Titanic.....any good?

 

[ECA]

It hit an iceberg towards the end.

 

[Shagrat]

oh great, spoil it for me why dont you.

I wont watch it now

 

[Edmond]

Well as long as no one does, i dont mind. Don't like disaster movies, they make me cry

 

[Kryten]

Why not, you can really see it sink right in front of you!

Damn, did that need a spoiler tag?

 

[Edmond]

Why not, you can really see it sink right in front of you!

Damn, did that need a spoiler tag?

Aww, man......you ruined it !!

 

[Turamber]

I've never seen Titanic.....any good?

Seriously? There are better films about the disaster but it isn't as bad as people make out. More historical fact and less drippy romantic made-up bollox might have made for a superior film though.

 

[old.user4556]

BUT IT'S IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Himse]

If you were him and could make a bucket load of money for some half arsed 3D, you definitely would.

Don't even give anyone the bullshit that you wouldn't.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'd use the money to do something new, i wouldn't be exactly in need of 3dtit-anic money

 

[old.user4556]

If I could make £50,000,000 from bathing in red hot horse semen for a year, I would do it.

It's got fuck all to do with 'anyone giving bullshit', it's got to do with the dreary re-make, rehash mentality of Hollywood; not to mention 3D is a fad.

 

[Himse]

Yeah of course, but you'd still do it.

I don't like the fact they rehash either, but the rich always want to be richer.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Not all of us. There's plenty of rich folk out there who put principles before greed.

 

[Himse]

Not all of us. There's plenty of rich folk out there who put principles before greed.

Seriously how anal do you guys have to be? lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nothing anal about it, you claim everyone would do it cause you get millions from it, i'm saying not all would.

 

[CorNokZ]

Shit I wanted to make a joke about 'lol why don't you just watch Titanic 2?' - But then I looked at the movie poster. Holy fuck, not even that is serious! It literally stares right back at you with a sadness never seen alike before..

Spoiler

This bitch just knows it is going down..!

 

[Himse]

Nothing anal about it, you claim everyone would do it cause you get millions from it, i'm saying not all would.

The thing is you're not in that position, ok some people wouldn't do it you're right, but i'm sure a good 90% would see $$$.

 

[Job]

I would recommend the Imax 3D movie Ghosts of the Abyss, is very realistic if you see it at a proper Imax theater (sit 3 rows back in the middle).

 

[Chilly]

Prick.

Why is he a prick? He's doing his job and making, presumably, a shit load of money. As if you'd do differently. Don't see it if it makes you angry.

 

[Embattle]

Same idea behind Star Wars.

 

[Jiggs]

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that this shit does go on

 

[old.user4556]

Why is he a prick? He's doing his job and making, presumably, a shit load of money. As if you'd do differently. Don't see it if it makes you angry.

By your logic Chilly, Justin Bieber is epic because he's making a shitload of money "doing his job". Cameron isn't doing his job, he's rehashing old films; make some new great films. If he made a shitload of cash from making great movies, I wouldn't grudge that in the slightest, but this is the latest in Hollywood remakes.

Cameron also famously took a swipe at post-production pseudo-3D films, but it seems it now suits him to do it to one of his own movies.

So yes, he's a prick.

 

[CorNokZ]

Justin Bieber is epic tho