time moves in mysterious ways.

[Muylaetrix]

This afternoon at 14:30 CET we will be restarting all servers. This is to fix a problem where the ingame time is stuck at midnight. The servers will be unavailable for approximately 30 minutes and we will update this news to keep you informed of the situation.

Update: It's 14:30 CET and it is not necessary to shut down all servers. The following servers therefore have now been shut down and the rest will remain open:


Update: it's 14:45 CET and we are pleased to announce that the servers are now open once more. Thank you for your patience.

the changer of ways powerful time distortion powers have been at work again. after mastering the art of stretching time, it seems that after heavy experimenting with the time flow they have mastered the art of actually compressing time.

:lol:

 

[bronnac]

the changer of ways powerful time distortion powers have been at work again. after mastering the art of stretching time, it seems that after heavy experimenting with the time flow they have mastered the art of actually compressing time.

:lol:

Well GOA have been able to Approximate properly...or at least most people think so...well approximatly 70% of us.....

 

[Heta]

know the meaning of approximately?

 

[Toel]

Gah, let me in, let me in! 106 in the queue, bah.

...oops, wrong thread.

 

[Muylaetrix]

it`s a joke, ok

after having a few times where they royally overshoot their time expectation now they have actually mananged to get the job done in half of the time they said they expected. i found that enough to make a joke about it

 

[Heta]

shame the joke lacked funny, otherwise it might been funny

 

[Muylaetrix]

i`ll try harder next time.

 

[wooly]

the changer of ways powerful time distortion powers have been at work again. after mastering the art of stretching time, it seems that after heavy experimenting with the time flow they have mastered the art of actually compressing time.

:lol:

B- "Must do better"

Wooly

 

[Borek]

looks like GOA got their ritual to Tzeench right this time, last patch they tried Nurgle and he blessed them with diseased servers

 

[Muylaetrix]

looks like GOA got their ritual to Tzeench right this time, last patch they tried Nurgle and he blessed them with diseased servers

:lol:

and it seems a lot of people got affected by a ritual of khorne turning them into some frenzied bloodlusting things as a result of the servers being affected by a ritual of Nurgle.

we`ll just have to see how the ritual of slaanesh affects people and turns them into obsessive addicts

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Time goes slower the closer you get to a Black Hole's event horizon.

<points at the Swiss>

Their watch-making empire will get pretty fecked in October then