Time for a BIG BarryBeer

[Testin da Cable]

plans are being forged tho
btw, you will get to be privy dudeh
take a watch to the northwind [and your mailbox] and thou shalt be enlightened

 

[luap]

/me looks for PGP proggie to translate to English
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. oh, right, will do

 

[Testin da Cable]

you did get "fs Luap, no ones interested in your idea anyhoo" out of your secret decoder ring right?

 

[Wij]

Luap has a decoding ring ???

I don't think I'd want my mails back decoded or not after that :/

All boozy events should take place in Yorkshire. It's the natural home of b33r

 

[old.charliealpha]

end of the month, london..

 

[luap]

"Location: Halifax, Yorkshire Cock: 12 inches of luuuurve Zip: *ZIIIIIIIIIIIP*"


Yorkshire ppl see things funny

 

[Wij]

We see the truth

 

[Testin da Cable]

/me feels a sudden draft

 

[luap]

no mail be in my inbox


/me twats decoder ring

 

[Wij]

ouch, your p13 !

/me gets coat

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Luap-ffs
no mail be in my inbox


/me twats decoder ring

yeah yeah I know
went to bed at 20:00
forgot all about your mail soz

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Originally posted by Wij
All boozy events should take place in Yorkshire. It's the natural home of b33r

Hahahaha hahahahha, oh dear, I laughed 'til I stopped!

 

[Wij]

/me twats Reverand Flatulent with a bottle of Sam Smith's Pure Brewed Lager !

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Lager!
/me shudders
You need urgent treatment and I'm pleased to help by directing you here for education.

 

[Wij]

Ugh !

I don't want to drink b33r with beetles floating in it and shit :/

uke:

 

[Summo]

Your p00fs lager can't compete with a good old-fashoined tankard of frothing Bishop's Finger, Old Nun's Crevice or the mid-Essex favourite, Arch Deacon's Tumour.

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Originally posted by Wij
Ugh !

I don't want to drink b33r with beetles floating in it and shit :/

uke:

Ah, you're thinking of Grumblebelly's "old bastard", a fine brew

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
Bishop's Finger

Otherwise known as Nun's delight!

 

[Wij]

They used to bring round real ale for the b33r festival in Sheffield when I was a student scumbag. Fortunately after 6 I could not tatse anything

I can't beleive the things we did to impress each other about how open to other cultures we were. Well I'm not like that no more, Real Ale is drunk by inbreeds who deserve to be given less pay and poorer working conditions due to their obviously inferior capacity for logical thought !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

b33r-nazi-Wij

 

[Sir Frizz]

vodka owns j00

 

[whipped]

Forget the beer (OK, don't forget it, just put it too the back burner). How about we find somewhere within travelling distance of everyone and go for a nice civilised game of Paintball.

If we can presude Ted to come he could wander off looking for some sheep to entertain him

 

[Sir Frizz]

uke:

 

[Wij]

tip: don't arrive in a sheepskin jacket.

 

[luap]

Originally posted by whipped
Forget the beer (OK, don't forget it, just put it too the back burner). How about we find somewhere within travelling distance of everyone and go for a nice civilised game of Paintball.

If we can presude Ted to come he could wander off looking for some sheep to entertain him

Cool idea

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Originally posted by Wij
Real Ale is drunk by inbreeds who deserve to be given less pay and poorer working conditions due to their obviously inferior capacity for logical thought !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Better not tell you how much I earn (and spend on real ale) then!

 

[whipped]

This looks like a good company http://www.paintballuk.com/. Sites all over the UK so we'd just have to pick one and a discount on over 10 players. Plus it's run by two girls called Mel and Kim hehe.

 

[Testin da Cable]

...who are 6foot3 each and wrestle gorillas as a hobby when not blasting men with their paintball bazooka's

 

[whipped]

I'm in love!!

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Reverend Flatus

Better not tell you how much I earn (and spend on real ale) then!

There's no justice in this country is there ? You should be employed to sweep the shit up in an old donkeys home if you're that oblivious to patently disgusting, insanitary filth

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wij
patently disgusting, insanitary filth

sounds like my coffee machine