tilda inspired lubrication poll!

[Ezteq]

loooooooooool omg imagine gordon the gopher assisting in one of these experiments!

i hope he's machine washable.

 

[Garok]

Being a bloke i had to check.

Fanny recomends good welsh butter .. non salted ofc ..

Apparently a well greased sausage roll will slip down a treat ;X

 

[Ezteq]

Fanny Craddock!!!!

omg lol ever see the one where her and her hubby Johnny were making desserts and Johnny turns to the camera and says (dead serious)

"And lets hope all your donuts turn out like fannies!"


best line ever :worthy:

 

[Garok]

Fanny Craddock!!!!

omg lol ever see the one where her and her hubby Johnny were making desserts and Johnny turns to the camera and says (dead serious)

"And lets hope all your donuts turn out like fannies!"


best line ever :worthy:

Hope he was not refering to the custard ones -.- erk

 

[Dakkath]

OMG...

New record low for FH...

More threads like this one plz

 

[tris-]

to sun up the lesson -

a variety of lubes is available. water based lubes offer flavour, dont stain furniture and clothes and can be eaten safely if you just feel like pouring a load in your mouth. there is also the fetish lubes such as butter and WD40 for the chefts and car engineers. finally there is plain old KY for the people who want straight up none fancy insertions.

bodys make their own lube. you know a womans place is ready when you are in foreplay and it makes the same sound as when you beat an egg in a bowl. if you want to try it, go beat an egg, then go indulge in foreplay and listen for that familiar sound. men can supply spit and mucus in large quanities if needed.

if you are going to involve puppets, make sure they are machine washable.

the girls from neighbours are excellent tools for getting you in the mood.

if you want to be a childrens tv presenter you must love lube.