tilda inspired lubrication poll!

Theres always time to lubricate!

  • KY JELLY, KY is Ok by me!

    Votes: 14 19.4%
  • DW40 cos it sounds like it should'a been a robot in starwars

    Votes: 6 8.3%
  • Butter, saw Brando doing it and wanted to be a copy cat!

    Votes: 2 2.8%
  • Margerine, saw brando doing it but couldnt afford butter

    Votes: 3 4.2%
  • Lard scraped outta the chip pan, saw brando doing it but this has more flavour

    Votes: 4 5.6%
  • sunflower oil, yummy healthy goodness

    Votes: 3 4.2%
  • olive oil, hay i'm a snob

    Votes: 2 2.8%
  • extra virgin olive oil, im loaded

    Votes: 11 15.3%
  • *Hhhhhhhhhhhk Ptouee* spit ofc!

    Votes: 11 15.3%
  • whats lubrification?... anyone got a bandage?

    Votes: 16 22.2%

  • Total voters
    72
  • Poll closed .

Dandare

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Tilda said:
tbh, my FH career is complete, I have a lube thread in my honor :D
I agree time for banning people for naff must be over, bless you and we all feel you have done a good job, and we really mean that, but the time comes when you just have to throw the towel in bud.
I really think this contradicts the other post you made so clear that you respect a lady, and suerly would use the lube she desired :)
But some women huh lol, so are you standizing your personnal traits or just being double standed ?
Or as per usual preferring female members as a forum standard?
99% sure I'll get banned for saying this as per usual when someone speaks out but not really bothered as can't see the point no more when mod do feck all to sticky for people that wanna help the DoaC community like Tosens and son inc
 

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Dandare said:
I agree time for banning people for naff must be over, bless you and we all feel you have done a good job, and we really mean that, but the time comes when you just have to throw the towel in bud.
I really think this contradicts the other post you made so clear that you respect a lady, and suerly would use the lube she desired :)
But some women huh lol, so are you standizing your personnal traits or just being double standed ?
Or as per usual preferring female members as a forum standard?
99% sure I'll get banned for saying this as per usual when someone speaks out but not really bothered as can't see the point no more when mod do feck all to sticky for people that wanna help the DoaC community like Tosens and son inc
I dont get if your trying to be funny or what?
The lube comments, i cba to answer.
My post was sarcastic.
If you think all mods do is ban people and sticky threads, who the fuck do you think spent their time organising the competition in which, earlier today 5 forum members won copies of DR. Who made the thread with info on preorders etc before goa anybody else.
Seriously if you've never modded or contributed to the community, come back when you have a clue.
 

Dandare

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Tilda said:
I dont get if your trying to be funny or what?
The lube comments, i cba to answer.
My post was sarcastic.
If you think all mods do is ban people and sticky threads, who the fuck do you think spent their time organising the competition in which, earlier today 5 forum members won copies of DR. Who made the thread with info on preorders etc before goa anybody else.
Seriously if you've never modded or contributed to the community, come back when you have a clue.
Right well if your trying to be sarcastic have a little sarcasm on other posts?
I.e humour would be a added bonus.
Why the hell should I care about DR or the pathetic crap you gave out, I mean c'mon that supposed to make me feel left out, the freaking lag was unplayabile this morning..........omg I'm really looking forward to patch....er not lol.
Seriously I've never modded in any way on this forum or a guild forum and realise it can be a hard job, and yes thank you prolly contributed than enough to commuinty??????
 

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wow, you're a dick.
I'm sure you send in ping plots and tracerts when you got lag too, right?! :rolleyes:
 

tris-

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hey guys cool the fucking hell down.

dandare does not appear to be his normal forum persona.
i am guessing some intoxication has been induced.
everyone just wake up in the morning, shake hands and forget all about it
 

Amanita

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Ezteq said:
oh dear giod tris came along and the whole tone went through the floor!!

The thread start out as a poll about lubrication, how is that possible?
 

Dandare

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Tilda said:
wow, you're a dick.
I'm sure you send in ping plots and tracerts when you got lag too, right?! :rolleyes:
I'm afraid I was I intoxicated and being a slight dick :fluffle:
 

Demon2k3

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intoxication+forums=bad language

tis good though youweren't on the road since

intoxication+driving=danger to you and others.

funny thread tho.:worthy:
 

Dandare

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Demon2k3 said:
intoxication+forums=bad language

tis good though youweren't on the road since

intoxication+driving=danger to you and others.

funny thread tho.:worthy:
I did'nt use any bad language <sticks tongue out> :)
 

tris-

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cHodAX said:
Could have been worse.... much worse :p

your not talking about ass juices are you?

BUKKAKEE, WOOOO

now where are those bitches off neighbours...
 

Haggus

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Tilda said:
wow, you're a dick.
I'm sure you send in ping plots and tracerts when you got lag too, right?! :rolleyes:

Tilda threatening people, spamming. WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM ?!?!

Changed him into a poster and not a mod !! damn....

Jup next I guess xD
 

old.Tohtori

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Lubrication? Lubrication?!

It is a well known fact that the female, and in lesser extent, male body can produce all the needed lubrication for any needed activities if properly aroused.

It's nature, not rocket science. Cavemen had no f*cking lubrication and Mr Mrglah(the Destroyer!!) didn't have any problems having fun time with Mrs Mrglah(The Controller).
 

Chronictank

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Tilda said:
wow, you're a dick.
I'm sure you send in ping plots and tracerts when you got lag too, right?! :rolleyes:

bigfoot said:
Personal attacks will not be tolerated, if you use the forums to wage virtual war you aren't just a very sad individual who probably likes to bash the bishop to streaming goat pr0n but you will also not be welcome here.

do as i say not as i do

at least he was drunk
 

Vladamir

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Haggus said:
Tilda threatening people, spamming. WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM ?!?!

Changed him into a poster and not a mod !! damn....

Jup next I guess xD

I can never see Jup going 'rofl zomg' tbh :(
 

Ezteq

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old.Tohtori said:
Lubrication? Lubrication?!

It is a well known fact that the female, and in lesser extent, male body can produce all the needed lubrication for any needed activities if properly aroused.


someones obviously never tried making a super slide out of a shower curtain and a flight of steps at 3am and found they stick half way down eh eh eh?
 

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omfg, i nearly spilt my coffee!
My mental image is someone trying to do that, while lubricated only with bodly fluids! :boggle:
 

Ezteq

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aye you get a mouth like sand paper and a fanny like a cheese grater.....



oh right, thats the thing about TMI that people keep going on about ya?
 

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Ezteq said:
aye you get a mouth like sand paper and a fanny like a cheese grater.....



oh right, thats the thing about TMI that people keep going on about ya?
aye :p
 

tris-

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ye women make lube naturally.

if you do something to the place in a certain way it sounds like your beating an egg in a bowl. then you know its ready.

physiology 101.
 

Vladamir

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Why would you ever put an egg whisk between a pair of ladylips? :(
 

tris-

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i thought the lesson was clear. replace whisk with fingers then.
 

Amanita

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Some of you sound like you ought to start an evening class on this subject :p
 

old.Tohtori

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Welcome to our Fanny 101 class of '06. I see we have quite a crowd today, wanting to learn on how to make the funhole splishysplashy.


Or along those lines :D
 

Amanita

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Your career as a children's TV presenter will never take off ^^
 

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