tilda inspired lubrication poll!

[Ezteq]

Ok seeing as how the topic has cropped up frequently over the last few days name your poison!! (yaaarrr!)

what is the lubrication of choice for todays young lean mean lubricating machine?

 

[Mr Trade]

There is no poll to choose, i like extra Virgin olive oil, that normal olive oil is so duuurrttyyyy

 

[Tilda]

You missed out random brand water based lube. Sometimes lube runnyer than KY is better

also rofl at wd40

 

[Ezteq]

Dammit i should have added the "Fairy liquid" option for those times when your feeling playful and want to blow a bubble

 

[Blackjack]

*Hhhhhhhhhhhk Ptouee*

 

[Tilda]

Dammit i should have added the "Fairy liquid" option for those times when your feeling playful and want to blow a bubble

Ou-fucking-ch!

 

[Cozak]

A word of warning for anyone, do not leave tubs of 'Vicks Vaporub' on your side table when you bring a chick home. When you tell her there is some lube in the side drawer somewhere and its dark.. ye.. you get the idea. Fuck me does that sting.
edit: sticking with *Hhhhhhhhhhhk Ptouee* after that experince.

 

[Dukat]

who chose WD40?? come on! own up!!

 

[Vladamir]

What's wrong with engine oil?

 

[cHodAX]

Dammit i should have added the "Fairy liquid" option for those times when your feeling playful and want to blow a bubble

Leave Bubble out of this, he might not want to be blown...

 

[Thadius]

Leave Bubble out of this, he might not want to be blown...

:worthy:

 

[Outlander]

mud

 

[Haggus]

Air is best.

 

[Ezteq]

Leave Bubble out of this, he might not want to be blown...

Ha *squirts milk from nose* rofl when?

 

[tris-]

im tempted to go with spit, but only because flavoured water based lube is not an available option.

can u add this option? im not comfortable to go with spit when it isnt my most prefered.

 

[Laddey]

Dammit i should have added the "Fairy liquid" option for those times when your feeling playful and want to blow a bubble

rofl!! made me lol irl...

 

[Ame]

Thats my contribution to this thread over. Plus I refuse to vote for anything to keep whatever dignity I have intact.

 

[Mojo]

what kinda sick person leaves pertolium based lubes of a lube poll.

 

[Roalith]

Where's the "Buttar!!!111oneone" option?

 

[Outlander]

Where's the "Buttar!!!111oneone" option?

third from the top.

 

[Roalith]

That's not "Buttar!!!111oneone", that's "Butter, saw Brando doing it and wanted to be a copy cat!".

 

[Maxgirth]

A word of warning for anyone, do not leave tubs of 'Vicks Vaporub' on your side table when you bring a chick home. When you tell her there is some lube in the side drawer somewhere and its dark.. ye.. you get the idea. Fuck me does that sting.
edit: sticking with *Hhhhhhhhhhhk Ptouee* after that experince.

Lmao

 

[Mikah75]

spit;P

DW40?! rofl...
and the others are just disgusting really who really would violate their body by putting butter, oil etc on them... <glares at Haggus>

 

[Vladamir]

spit;P

DW40?! rofl...
and the others are just disgusting really who really would violate their body by putting butter, oil etc on them... <glares at Haggus>

Engine oil rocks, comes warm too if you go for a drive first!

 

[tris-]

you missed vaginal juices aswell.

 

[Ezteq]

oh dear giod tris came along and the whole tone went through the floor!!

 

[cHodAX]

oh dear giod tris came along and the whole tone went through the floor!!

Could have been worse.... much worse

 

[Tilda]

tbh, my FH career is complete, I have a lube thread in my honor

 

[Haggus]

spit;P

DW40?! rofl...
and the others are just disgusting really who really would violate their body by putting butter, oil etc on them... <glares at Haggus>

fu bitch

 

[Lollersausage]

tbh, my FH career is complete, I have a lube thread in my honor

I'll take your job! <o/