Throat

[Blackjack]

Alright, so this started about alittle over a year ago.
From time to time (not that often, say 3 or 4 times. Of a couple of days each.) My throat feels it has sand in it. And it feels like i'm about to get sick. I don't cough at all, not one, it's not actually sore, and all other flu symptoms are mild. I can deal with headaches, fevers, running nose and eyes, all that shit. The problem is, when my throat gets that sandy feel, i start producing crazy, i mean insane amount of spit/mucus. All the fucking time, i have to have a cup by my bed, so i can spit in it systematically every minute or so. If i keep swallowing, i eventually throw up.
Can't sleep at night, because i wake up, nearly choking on the stuff.
Nothing i've tried helps, hot tea, fancy throat pastils etc. etc.

Anyone else have any experience with this? Would appreciate if someone had a tip to make this go away ^^

 

[tris-]

the doctor.

sounds like a throat tumour and i should know, cos im on FH.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Here's a tip: Go see a f*cking doctor.

Advice Provided by your friendly neighborhood freddies.

Bah, i would've gotten away with my post if it wasn't for that pesky tris-.

 

[Blackjack]

Yeah, i know FH is not the place to go for medical advice. I was just wondering if other people had this. Not like i grew an extra arm out of the back of my neck or my nuts swelled to 5 times their normal size.

 

[old.Tohtori]

my nuts swelled to 5 times their normal size.

Well actually, i bet on that there'd be advice galore in this place.

 

[Vasconcelos]

Smoker?

 

[Blackjack]

Smoker?

Non smoker, never smoked. Don't hang out in areas that get smoky. So that shouldn't be it

 

[Zede]

extreme method - disclaimer - may kill you.


buy some buttercup syrup.

drink 1/3 of the bottle.

sleep.

 

[Bahumat]

drink a pint of tabasco sauce and you should be ok

 

[crispy]

Non smoker, never smoked. Don't hang out in areas that get smoky. So that shouldn't be it

Pick up smoking then?

 

[Sauruman]

doctor or farmacy (sp?), either way, seak specialized help.

 

[Laddey]

Yeah, i know FH is not the place to go for medical advice.

I consult the FH GP's before i consult my real GP!

 

[Bahumat]

I consult the FH GP's before i consult my real GP!

Haha you should book an appointment with Doctor Bugz

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Wow, no-one suggested you stop deep-throating cocks....

We all having an off day?

And yeah, see the doctor, online diagnosis never works, just ask anyone whose used the microsoft website.

 

[Laddey]

Haha you should book an appointment with Doctor Bugz

Whats his number?

 

[Nate]

I diagnose this as Gonad Canceraids! To cure, rub vinegar and salt in to your eyes 3 times a minute. Once you go completely blind you will be cured. Known side-effects may be going blind, however tests show this as inconclusive.

Here have a lollipop.

Vote me for FH GP of the Year!

Hope you get better soon BJ Get to a Doctor, asap.

 

[tris-]

doctor or farmacy (sp?), either way, seak specialized help.

i have a fake medical diploma, its about as specialist as it gets.

you need to take one of these

then scrub your throat out with a granny sock.

though the leading cause of sore throats is having a throat. removal of it should cure what ails ya me harty.

 

[Laddey]

i have a fake medical diploma, its about as specialist as it gets.

you need to take one of these

then scrub your throat out with a granny sock.

though the leading cause of sore throats is having a throat. removal of it should cure what ails ya me harty.

Also try removing that brush from out your ass, you...you...you stuck up cnut!

 

[swords]

Go see the GP and get the cute nurses to waggle their breasts at you. All cured.

 

[Sauruman]

Wow, no-one suggested you stop deep-throating cocks....

We all having an off day?

And yeah, see the doctor, online diagnosis never works, just ask anyone whose used the microsoft website.

thought it'd be too harsh, but did cross my mind

 

[Lamp]

 

[Guest]

blackjack

try some throat spray you can get it from the pharmacy.........


sounds like you have got strep throat.............


i know this sounds gross but put your fingers to the back of your throat and try to clear the crap out, have a good cough and you will be ok.

swill your mouth with tcp or salt and water.



report back

 

[swords]

It does not sound like Strep throat, it would be very sore indeed and the coughing would be incessant. It is most likely caused by a virus.