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bodhi
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I hate wasps. As they are psychopaths who dont realise I can do a lot more damage to them than they can to me. At least bees know what the score is.
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*Kornholio*
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Originally posted by testin_da_cable
no not really but if one was to bite you long and hard I'll bet you'd feel it
anyway I grew up in Indonesia, and let me assure you the insects over here in europe don't measure up to sh*t =P
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It wouldn't get the chance m8... me and a spider in the same room - one of us is gonna die !!! That's from living in Africa for 18 years... those little fuckers there are nasty m8 !!!
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Testin da Cable
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woo
did you also have to knock out your shoes every morning and check your bed and stuff? that still haunts me.
did you also have to knock out your shoes every morning and check your bed and stuff? that still haunts me.
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Yeah, it was recommended, but i rarely did it... the worst that ever got in my shoes was a roach... where were you tdc ??
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I grew up in Sumatera (Indonesia), living in a small village right in the topmost tip of the island. My dad worked for Mobil you see, and he got sent all over the world.
We lived there for 10 years and I gotta tell you it was great growing up there woooo
I loved every second of it.
We lived there for 10 years and I gotta tell you it was great growing up there woooo
I loved every second of it.
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stu
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lol so true. Bees at least have respect. Wasps have no place on the evolutionary ladder at all. They contribute nothing that other animals can't do better. They are just a study in visciousness really. Maybe one day god said to himself "right, lets make a total little bastard of an animal, who has no purpose other than to anger others". And came up with the wasp.
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Testin da Cable
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hmmm
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Originally posted by testin_da_cable
hmmm
^ Are you holding back there tdc ??
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yes
and it took so big a struggle that I had to stop work and drink a cup of coffee just to recover
and it took so big a struggle that I had to stop work and drink a cup of coffee just to recover
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but wasps are a nice colour....
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Originally posted by testin_da_cable
yes
and it took so big a struggle that I had to stop work and drink a cup of coffee just to recover
I'm proud of ya m8 !!!
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old.Reverend Flatus
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Grrrrrrrr
I hate long, pointless threads!
However, as it's already started...I hate those fat, lazy, pig-ignorant, sweaty, pie-guzzling, complacent bastards known as taxi-drivers. Ahem, I'd better explain...
1. I used to be on-call for work and quite often would have to go in to work in the middle of the night, and before I had a car I would have to get a taxi. I've lost count of the number of times that the taxi drove off after sitting outside and tooting the horn rather than ringing the doorbell. Being woken up at 3:00 in the morning to go in to work is not funny at the best of times, but being asked "good party was it" really takes the piss. And, they always insist on trying to talk your ear off when you're half asleep and trying to think about the problem you've been called in for.
2. I will not travel in a taxi where the driver goes the wrong way up one-way streets etc. In fact, I was in a cab that was pulled over by the police because of his appalling driving. Then of course I had to put up with his wingeing insistance that he'd done nothing wrong, I put him in his place by saying "actually mate, you were driving like a cunt". Then there's the cabbie who turned nasty because I asked him to slow down, he was doing 50 in a 30 mph area ffs.
3. I had the unpleasant experience of having one of these scum of the earth move in next door to me. Never before have I come across such a low-life, in the end I had to move house to get away from him and his repellent family. Why do we let these people breed?
4. Monday before last my case finally came up in court against the shithead cabbie who piled into the side of my car. He was driving downhill in the pouring rain, looking over his shoulder. When I appeared at the bottom of the hill, he noticed me just in time to stamp on the brake and send himself into a skid. This incident led to the suspension of my no-claims bonus until it was settled which took nearly two years. I also had to pay £200 excess for repairs and the whole thing caused me loads of grief. Of course, he tried to take advantage of the situation by counterclaiming for his loss of excess and loss of earnings, nearly £2000 cheeky bastard. Of course, it wasn't his car so there was no excess to claim and, because he was moonlighting, he had no proof of loss of earnings.
Phew, I'm glad I got that off my chest, but it makes the blood boil don't it?
I hate long, pointless threads!
However, as it's already started...I hate those fat, lazy, pig-ignorant, sweaty, pie-guzzling, complacent bastards known as taxi-drivers. Ahem, I'd better explain...
1. I used to be on-call for work and quite often would have to go in to work in the middle of the night, and before I had a car I would have to get a taxi. I've lost count of the number of times that the taxi drove off after sitting outside and tooting the horn rather than ringing the doorbell. Being woken up at 3:00 in the morning to go in to work is not funny at the best of times, but being asked "good party was it" really takes the piss. And, they always insist on trying to talk your ear off when you're half asleep and trying to think about the problem you've been called in for.
2. I will not travel in a taxi where the driver goes the wrong way up one-way streets etc. In fact, I was in a cab that was pulled over by the police because of his appalling driving. Then of course I had to put up with his wingeing insistance that he'd done nothing wrong, I put him in his place by saying "actually mate, you were driving like a cunt". Then there's the cabbie who turned nasty because I asked him to slow down, he was doing 50 in a 30 mph area ffs.
3. I had the unpleasant experience of having one of these scum of the earth move in next door to me. Never before have I come across such a low-life, in the end I had to move house to get away from him and his repellent family. Why do we let these people breed?
4. Monday before last my case finally came up in court against the shithead cabbie who piled into the side of my car. He was driving downhill in the pouring rain, looking over his shoulder. When I appeared at the bottom of the hill, he noticed me just in time to stamp on the brake and send himself into a skid. This incident led to the suspension of my no-claims bonus until it was settled which took nearly two years. I also had to pay £200 excess for repairs and the whole thing caused me loads of grief. Of course, he tried to take advantage of the situation by counterclaiming for his loss of excess and loss of earnings, nearly £2000 cheeky bastard. Of course, it wasn't his car so there was no excess to claim and, because he was moonlighting, he had no proof of loss of earnings.
Phew, I'm glad I got that off my chest, but it makes the blood boil don't it?
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old.frankie
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nice
about crawly thingys
i think wasps are pretty sound, aint it cool how they eat ya shed, and ya can hear em eating it from like 10 metres away, must have massive biter thingys.
Anyway, mozzies are the worse ever creatures
whats the point of em ?
i mean, they have the option to suck blood out many number of places, like ya arm or soming, where do they go suck ?
they suck outa me eyelid, and one even sucked my dick.
stupid things.
about crawly thingys
i think wasps are pretty sound, aint it cool how they eat ya shed, and ya can hear em eating it from like 10 metres away, must have massive biter thingys.
Anyway, mozzies are the worse ever creatures
whats the point of em ?
i mean, they have the option to suck blood out many number of places, like ya arm or soming, where do they go suck ?
they suck outa me eyelid, and one even sucked my dick.
stupid things.
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omg Flatus! I feel with ya m8.
tho I have not been privy to the horrors of taxi mayhem on such a scale as you have, I too make use of taxi services regularly as I am [like you] placed 'on call' or working hours of extreme irregularity and therefore forced to get a cab just to get home.
anyway, to concur with your point, why? why? why do these people somehow NEED to talk to you during the entire ride to your house?
I mean like...15 mins is quite nice but why do they need to do an hours worth of monolog at 3 am???
tho I have not been privy to the horrors of taxi mayhem on such a scale as you have, I too make use of taxi services regularly as I am [like you] placed 'on call' or working hours of extreme irregularity and therefore forced to get a cab just to get home.
anyway, to concur with your point, why? why? why do these people somehow NEED to talk to you during the entire ride to your house?
I mean like...15 mins is quite nice but why do they need to do an hours worth of monolog at 3 am???
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Oh no! its Ono!
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Yep, I was fortunate enough to live somewhere other than UK, I lived in Africa for 7 years, South Africa and Zimbabwe to be precise(great country, shite politics)anyway, the bugs out there are right beasties but none of them bothered me at all. The bugs in UK are boring! LOL
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old.Reverend Flatus
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Eggsactly
The funny thing is though (shouldn't say this as a loyal employee) the product flopped and they re-released it a few years later!
And...some years ago now, I was involved in rolling out a new system to support a new credit card (I work for a large international charge card company - hint "that'll do nicely") and I remember one of the team had to get a cab one night and the taxi-driver asked him "so, how's the new Optima card project coming along?"...this was supposedly confidential company information!!! Obviously someone had happened to mention it (drunk most likely) to him or another cabbie and the news was all over the place!
The funny thing is though (shouldn't say this as a loyal employee) the product flopped and they re-released it a few years later!
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aye
a taxidriver told me the other day that there was a rumor flying around the resident local taxi peeps that there was this mad english IT type was calling cabs at two am to drive him 120Km and paid 130% rate [the company actually but nm]
I laughed and laughed and he didn't get it.
he was talking about me
a taxidriver told me the other day that there was a rumor flying around the resident local taxi peeps that there was this mad english IT type was calling cabs at two am to drive him 120Km and paid 130% rate [the company actually but nm
]I laughed and laughed and he didn't get it.
he was talking about me
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Arf arf!
That's because it went about 15 miles over his head!
Keep up the good work!
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stu
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Not like anything else is going to, is it
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to get back to the point of the thread...
brussels sprouts
brussels sprouts
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for all you know stu i could be a sex mad maniac monster
the ladies sure do like a big bore.... On my car of course...
the ladies sure do like a big bore.... On my car of course...
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"Bore" ?
That someone who bores people easily?
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Banging Over Reddish E.coli
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Hey do you guys remember that sexy bitch called Vanessa Paradis? Wot a wikkid tune she had in 1988, funnily enough with the title of 'Taxi'
I'd do her in the back of one! Even if she is old enuff to be me mum
I'd do her in the back of one! Even if she is old enuff to be me mum
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Originally posted by TUG
Hey do you guys remember that sexy bitch called Vanessa Paradis? Wot a wikkid tune she had in 1988, funnily enough with the title of 'Taxi'
I'd do her in the back of one! Even if she is old enuff to be me mum
She was gorgeous. She had a huge forehead, and mangeled teeth (well, large gap in her front teeth) yet she still managed to ooze sex appeal all over the place.
Yummy
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Aye And I can even remember that song despite the fact I'd have been 7 years old @ the time. I always knew she woz a reet sexeh tartlet
And I can even remember that song despite the fact I'd have been 7 years old @ the time. I always knew she woz a reet sexeh tartlet
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she was indeed
/me wanders off towards voice of my gf
/me wanders off towards voice of my gf