If i had to come down from my almighty chair of awesomeness, to let my ungrateful minions know that there is one person i might consider worthy more then a pile of gay dog poo(not that there's anything wrong with being gay), it would have to be the moment when Yahtzee manifests into any part of the world where i might have the slightest of interest to travel to.
Not that there are many.
He's to game reviews what a gun is to an easy way out. Perfect in every sense.