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Bill Burr on being invited over to friends with kids:

So I'm sitting there trying to be social with the kid, you know. He's like 6 or 7 and really into space. "Jupiter's the biggest planet in the solar system" blah blah blah. And you give him that bullshit like "that's amazing ! Really ? Is it ? Is it ? Really?".

And they won't shut up. They keep going on. About stars and shit. On and on. And I gotta sit there acting all impressed. I'm 54. I saw a stripper fire ping pong balls from her pussy 2 months ago. What are you gonna tell me that's gonna blow my mind, huh ?

And I can't take it any more. So I throw a little water on him. He froze up then ran into the kitchen and fuckin' told on me! And the mom comes out yelling "we don't do that in this house" and I'm like "Fuck you, fuck your kid, and fuck Jupiter! I'm outta here!"
 

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Behind a cookie paywall. Fuck that shit.

But, even as a shooter, I agree.

I have about 50k pellets stored up, might sell them once they aren't made any more.
 

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Just remembered I left a sausage roll in the car, about 2 hours ago, from the hot section in Sainsburys, still nice and warm.
 

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It does make you wonder what takes them so long to ban the absurdly stupid:

prompting some shooting organisations to say replacement ammunition may not be fully available in time

Been banned in the EU for a couple of years now. There's fucking shitloads of ammo available.
 

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Noticed the other day, the lifts at work are made by a firm called Schindler's lifts.

I shit you not.


Weirdly enough I watched a B1M video about that lab in the alps about the same time you posted this, and that uses Schindler's lift. Fastest in Europe
 

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"I'm 47 now. When I ejaculate its like Tim Robbins escaping from Shawshank."
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