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[Lamp]

/nods

The local guy's "honey" (aka Gentleman's Relish)

Well, I'm not surprised. With no food in the supermarkets you gotta get creative with cooking

 

[Lamp]

Got David Attenborough's Planet Earth on TV. Such an epic series.

I want to be a whale shark when I grow up

 

[~Yuckfou~]

/nods

The local guy's "honey" (aka Gentleman's Relish)

Well, I'm not surprised. With no food in the supermarkets you gotta get creative with cooking

So that's what's happening when I go to do the shopping.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

This gentleman is not at all happy about people breaking lockdown.
Hope this link works, my Internet Fu is weak today.
NSFW


View: https://www.facebook.com/groups/Alboxchatter/permalink/1615295191968359/?sfnsn=scwspmo&extid=lQckW0ACl2zdzxLK&d=n&vh=i

 

[Lamp]

This is what I look like at the mo

Too much Eternium

My claws are still attached to the keyboard

 

[Embattle]

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This is what I look like at the mo

Too much Eternium

My claws are still attached to the keyboard

Well least they aren't attached to another part of your body.

 

[Scouse]

You'll be proud @Lamp. Made a fuckton of wild garlic pesto.

Waiting for the recipients of said pesto to just get a little closer:

Spoiler

 

[Zarjazz]

You'll be proud @Lamp. Made a fuckton of wild garlic pesto.

Waiting for the recipients of said pesto to just get a little closer:

Spoiler

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Day 23 of lockdown.

@Scouse has reverted to his hunter gather ancestry to survive.

 

[Scouse]

Day 23 of lockdown.

@Scouse has reverted to his hunter gather ancestry to survive.

As it's springtime I've been clocking where all the goodies grow.

Spotted a fair few flowering wild strawberries, which are great. Plenty of raspberries. Obvs wild garlic (by the bucketload). There's hedge mustard springing up and primrose (all of which is edible) is abundent.

I've hazel in the 'back garden' and the woods all around me. I'm going to try to spy the location of all the berry bushes I can as I get out and about.

But yeah. In a couple of years, sheep.

They're good both for eating and shagging, I'm told...

 

[Moriath]

Eamonn Holmes under fire over 5G comments

Holmes really is a twat

 

[Lamp]

Well I didn't go walking over fen and field to get strawberries

But I did make it all the way to the fridge, grabbed a chocolate digestive (or six), and struggled to move from sofa for most of the afternoon except to fart, then I had to shout for the Mrs to lift my leg for me (she's learning to turn her head quickly now to avoid a direct hit)

Tough times

 

[Wij]

Eamonn Holmes under fire over 5G comments

Holmes really is a twat

View: https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1249664294318411779

 

[Lamp]

Mr Holmes's body was found by police in his garden shed, having been alerted by a neighbour who was concerned about a rotting smell emanating from the property.

Mr Holmes lived alone, and kept boxes of decomposing mice as pets. He had been arrested on 14 separate occasions by West Midlands Police for indecent exposure for dressing up as a Womble whilst wearing crotchless Y-fronts. He had been an alcoholic for 50 years and a long time friend of David Icke. He was a moderator of Freddyshouse, an online gaming forum for liars with bad garlic breath, poor personal hygiene, and no friends.

 

[Wij]

So the wife came back to bed this morning while I was still asleep and put Good Morning Britain on the bedroom telly.

This somehow caused my dream to turn into Susannah Reid making me rub her tits.

Thank God it didn't turn into Piers Morgan making me wank him off.

 

[georgie]

I mean, surely it didn't have to be an either/or situation, Wij.

 

[Lamp]

Laughed my ass off at this. Breakaway segment by Adam Buxton on 8/10 Cats Does Countdown



(Susannah Reid. Hell yes)

 

[Wij]

So the wife came back to bed this morning while I was still asleep and put Good Morning Britain on the bedroom telly.

This somehow caused my dream to turn into Susannah Reid making me rub her tits.

Thank God it didn't turn into Piers Morgan making me wank him off.

In case you are interested they are pretty good. Bigger than you think actually in the hand. Nice and soft. Didn't get the bra off to see how they hang but the nipple of the left one felt pretty good when I got my hand inside the bra.

 

[Wij]

Eamonn Holmes under fire over 5G comments

Holmes really is a twat

Eamonn Holmes under the hammer as daytime TV's fiercest sleuth goes rogue | Marina Hyde

 

[~Yuckfou~]

lulz

Man, 64, accidentally ejects himself from fighter jet at 2,500ft during surprise flight

 

[Moriath]

Eamonn Holmes under the hammer as daytime TV's fiercest sleuth goes rogue | Marina Hyde

He gonna be presenting property upgrade show now?

 

[Moriath]

 

[Lamp]

They got the remake of "The Taking of Pelham 123" on TV. The only good thing about it is James Gandolfini (RIP). John Travolta's acting is so two dimensional it's painful to watch. The original 70s movie is so much better.

 

[Lamp]

"Yeah what?"

 

[DaGaffer]

lulz

Man, 64, accidentally ejects himself from fighter jet at 2,500ft during surprise flight

Sooo many questions...

 

[Lamp]

This lock down is ace. I've finally put all my carrots in alphabetical order

 

[fettoken]

Ah you farming bunch of peasants! (can i work at your field if Sweden goes to shit?)

 

[Lamp]

 

[MYstIC G]

Thank God it didn't turn into Piers Morgan making me wank him off.

God forbid you have the same dream two nights running

 

[Lamp]

Watching Rise of Skywalker

How the heck can Palpatine come back? Is this the most rediculous resurrection ever, or have I missed something that explains it?

 

[Jupitus]

View attachment 41392 Watching Rise of Skywalker

How the heck can Palpatine come back? Is this the most rediculous resurrection ever, or have I missed something that explains it?

Don't be mean about my Mum!!!