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Just came back from the garden centre. No venus fly trap. Came back with a hot chilli plant in a pot instead.

I am still getting a VFT. I'd like to cultivate one with jaws about 7 feet across.

- what are you doing in the basement? You're always down there.
- nothing dear
- I'm sure I heard growling and the sounds of jaws snapping shut
- haha... It's just a mouse...
 

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Just came back from the garden centre. No venus fly trap. Came back with a hot chilli plant in a pot instead.

I am still getting a VFT. I'd like to cultivate one with jaws about 7 feet across.

- what are you doing in the basement? You're always down there.
- nothing dear
- I'm sure I heard growling and the sounds of jaws snapping shut
- haha... It's just a mouse...
'Feed me Seymour...!!!'

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Moriath

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Faduck me, Meghans stepbrother hasnt pulled any punches.
This has to be damaging, no matter how much is down to envy.



Dear Prince Harry,

It’s not too late, Meghan Markle is obviously not the right woman for you.

As more time passes to your royal wedding, it became very clear that this is the biggest mistake in royal wedding history.

I'm confused why you don't see the real Meghan that the whole world now sees.

Meghan's attempt to act the part of a princess like a below C average Hollywood actress is getting old.

What kind of person starts out by using her own father until he's bankrupt, then forgets about him in Mexico leaving him broke, over mostly all her debts.

And when it's time to pay him back she forgets her own father like she never knew him.

My father will never recover financially from paying Meghan’s way, nor emotionally from disowning him. Meg is showing her true colours.

It's very apparent that her tiny bit of Hollywood fame has gone to her head, changing her into a jaded, shallow, conceited woman, that will make a fool of you and the royal family heritage.

Not to mention, to top it all off, she doesn't invite her own family and instead invites complete strangers to the wedding. Who does that? You and the royal family should put an end to this fake fairytale wedding before it's too late.

Her own father didn’t get an invite, whom should be walking her down the aisle.

She forgets if it wasn’t for my father she would be busing tables and babysitting to pay her old debt off.

The whole world is watching Meg make bad decisions and choices, it’s not too late Harry.

Meghan is still my sister. She is family. So whatever happens is up to her, whether she wants to forget knowing me or the rest of her family, family comes first.

Also, you would think that a royal wedding would bring a torn family closer together, but I guess we're all distant family to Meg.

Sincerely Tom Markle Jr
So both her mother and father are to be at the wedding with her father giving her away at the alter. Just announced on the bbc news. So i guess if that bits crap then the rest miht be.
 

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First World Problems. This is just minor teething troubles barely worth a story. The real question is where all the power is going to come from in the first place
Street charge4s are next to pointless..with 40 min charge times, there will be 500 cars queuing for each one.
 

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Street charge4s are next to pointless..with 40 min charge times, there will be 500 cars queuing for each one.
You yourself have already posted about charging technology that fixes all those non-problems?
 

Job

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Thats not going to be happening on street chargers...you are talking 500v, up to 300 amps..
 

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IMG_1275.JPG My father looking a bit like Donald Trump. He's always sporting that red cap, always (way before Trump tbh). Also, the gut.
 

fettoken

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I see Dartmoor, i instantly like.


No. But its an automatic ban. And the fine would be income based.

That is a harsh fine though. You could be driving down the highway 100 mph here and get a 300-400 quid fine, tops. A cut license to go if faster.
 

Moriath

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I see Dartmoor, i instantly like.




That is a harsh fine though. You could be driving down the highway 100 mph here and get a 300-400 quid fine, tops. A cut license to go if faster.
i think they have taken circumstances into account and given him a hefty fine instead of banning him which would be the norm
 

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i think they have taken circumstances into account and given him a hefty fine instead of banning him which would be the norm

That is a strange decision. Was he Lewis Hamilton? "That was dangerous and you could have killed two preggos, but damn, was that a beautiful corner overtake"
 

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i think they have taken circumstances into account and given him a hefty fine instead of banning him which would be the norm
To be fair nothing has been decided yet, the court date hasn't been set. You'd hope they would take the circumstances into consideration, it would be unfair to be treated the same as someone speeding just for shits and giggles or cos they're late for tea.
 

Moriath

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To be fair nothing has been decided yet, the court date hasn't been set. You'd hope they would take the circumstances into consideration, it would be unfair to be treated the same as someone speeding just for shits and giggles or cos they're late for tea.
From what i read the police recommended or offered the fine. I think he decided to go to court. Could be wrong tho
 

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Sitting with an essay at home next to the windows to the yard. Scratched my balls and instinctively smelled the hand. Live in floor 5, about three above there's one terrace with a dude standing against the railing and getting some sun. After my ballscratch and hand-smelling i gazed out and saw him watching in my general direction. Either the smile was in appreciation of the sun, or he somehow spotted me through the sunglasses & windows, caught me in the act and was amused.
 

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Gripping stuff in the snooker final. Higgins was 14-7 down earlier but just went into the interval trailing by a single frame.
 

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