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[Moriath]

No police have given all clear now.
They did blow open the boot though.

Hehe. Bet the owners gonna be pissed lol

 

[dysfunction]

At last science has confirmed it.

https://lifehacker.com/this-is-the-right-way-to-hang-toilet-paper-according-t-1820735778

 

[Scouse]

Always said it was the wrong way because you could touch the wall - didn't know twenty seconds of soap was required!

 

[Lamp]

Toilet paper is so 2016
Apple's iPhone 11 will wipe your arse for you.

 

[fettoken]

Use bacon to wipe.

 

[Moriath]

Viagra can be sold over the counter

Can all go for a good night now lol

 

[CorNokZ]

Toilet paper is so 2016
Apple's iPhone 11 will wipe your arse for you.

Apple ios 11 is causing major problems at my job because of the ITP shit they introduces in the new Safari

 

[dysfunction]

Ha ha he doesn't know how to use the three see shells.

 

[Zarjazz]

Use bacon to wipe.

What a waste of perfectly good bacon.

 

[fettoken]

What a waste of perfectly good bacon.

So be it. I'll try and give you the..rind..of it when it's done.

 

[BloodOmen]

Viagra can be sold over the counter

Can all go for a good night now lol

Me and the wife were just discussing that *cough* not that I have a problem getting it up... more for 'fun' purposes.

Edit: "This message is awaiting moderator approval, and is invisible to normal visitors." - wtf? lol

 

[Tom]

Use the Karl Pilkington method:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL0CAFFHg4k

 

[fettoken]

Brings back bad memories of those holes in the ground in Egypt (and any other shitty country, toilet-wise)

 

[Moriath]

Me and the wife were just discussing that *cough* not that I have a problem getting it up... more for 'fun' purposes.

Edit: "This message is awaiting moderator approval, and is invisible to normal visitors." - wtf? lol

Yeah it has viagra in it so i appears to be something teeds setup. To stop viagra selling. Have to ask him how much he kept for himself

 

[Jupitus]

Yeah it has viagra in it so i appears to be something teeds setup. To stop viagra selling. Have to ask him how much he kept for himself

Probably the swaffler, yes... I can't be available 24/7 though folks so if your post has to wait for approval I apologise

 

[Scouse]

Ha ha he doesn't know how to use the three see shells.

I never got that joke. I like it but don't get it.

 

[Jupitus]

LOL - I just had to approve my own reply

 

[dysfunction]

I never got that joke. I like it but don't get it.

It's from "Demolition Man".
Demolition Man (1993) - IMDb


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mFuB0gsNAA

 

[Lamp]

In Greece the "hotel" we stayed in, not allowed to flush toilet paper down the bog. It goes in the bin. It's collected next day.

The toilet bags are then emptied, the contents turned into pulp, garlic added, salt & pepper, then renamed as Tzatziki Sauce.

 

[Scouse]

Yeah, I know where it's from @dysfunction, but I don't get it...

Edit: still a great film tho

 

[dysfunction]

I'm not sure there is anything to get. they just find it funny he can't use something that is "simple" to use.

Like you may laugh at someone not knowing how to use a VCR if they were born 200 years ago.

 

[Lamp]

Betamax 4tw

 

[dysfunction]

Betamax 4tw

Yes they were a lot more um....compact.

 

[Job]

Lol, watching ch4 news, the local government tourist pamphlet in the area of the Taj Mahal..'forgot' to put it in.
Hindu government representatives say it was a mistake leaving out that muslim shit box.

 

[Job]

Sony fought back with bluray...except no one gives a shit about discs.

 

[Scouse]

I'm not sure there is anything to get. they just find it funny he can't use something that is "simple" to use.

Like you may laugh at someone not knowing how to use a VCR if they were born 200 years ago.

I heard there was supposed to be a joke too - outside of the film.

 

[Scouse]

Lol, watching ch4 news, the local government tourist pamphlet in the area of the Taj Mahal..'forgot' to put it in.
Hindu government representatives say it was a mistake leaving out that muslim shit box.

"Muslim shit box"

I've been all over the shop but I've never heard the most spectacular temple I've ever had the privilege to visit called that.

 

[Moriath]

Lol, watching ch4 news, the local government tourist pamphlet in the area of the Taj Mahal..'forgot' to put it in.
Hindu government representatives say it was a mistake leaving out that muslim shit box.

Are you actually talking about the historic monument or your local take away?

 

[Moriath]

Probably the swaffler, yes... I can't be available 24/7 though folks so if your post has to wait for approval I apologise

should have said deebs. But the wine you know lol

 

[Lamp]

There should be more matter in the universe... but we can't see it