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[TdC]

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[Moriath]

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Ouchie on the close up i stood on one single one yesterday and that smarted.

 

[Edmond]

I remember sitting on one in school that someone had put on my chair, I hit the ceiling and got told off by the teacher

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Moriath]

Thats nothing to do with ferrets. Bah

 

[DaGaffer]

No way i would do that. Too scarey

I've cave dived. It was fun. Scary but fun.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Job]

Ted's Caving Page, with the story of his discovery in a local cave.

Have fun sleeping tonight.

Thats a classic, read it about 15 years ago and it really spooked me out.

 

[Job]

Been dragged to Amsterdam...bored allready.

 

[CorNokZ]

Been dragged to Amsterdam...bored allready.

I get you. Nothing to see and nothing to do in that city at ALL!

Better go back to the island and remember not to bring any foreign culture with you

 

[Access Denied]

The Government seriously needs to change the way customs charges are calculated. Bought something from America, cost me £370 even though it only weighs around 100g. £81 fucking customs charge!

 

[Raven]

£76 VAT
£5 Duty

Seems reasonable.

 

[Moriath]

The Government seriously needs to change the way customs charges are calculated. Bought something from America, cost me £370 even though it only weighs around 100g. £81 fucking customs charge!

20% is vat so it seems reasonable no?

 

[Job]

I get you. Nothing to see and nothing to do in that city at ALL!

Better go back to the island and remember not to bring any foreign culture with you

Amsterdam is just tourist culture, they are so efficient at moving things around, I just go with the flow..redlight..check..anne frank..check.
Hate cities tbh, just people walking past you continously, and the price to get pissed is nasty.
I'm moaning cos Ive got no car and Im stuck using public transport...it depresses me.

 

[Job]

The struggle is real.

As a bisexual man, I feel that gay men discriminate against me

 

[DaGaffer]

The Government seriously needs to change the way customs charges are calculated. Bought something from America, cost me £370 even though it only weighs around 100g. £81 fucking customs charge!

Boy are you going to a fucking shock in a couple of years' time.

 

[fettoken]

The struggle is real.

As a bisexual man, I feel that gay men discriminate against me

Looks like a pikey

 

[CorNokZ]

Amsterdam is just tourist culture, they are so efficient at moving things around, I just go with the flow..redlight..check..anne frank..check.
Hate cities tbh, just people walking past you continously, and the price to get pissed is nasty.
I'm moaning cos Ive got no car and Im stuck using public transport...it depresses me.

A car? In Amsterdam? Have you looked around at how the locals get about? There are literally more bikes than people in that city

You probably can't ride one without training wheels if your life depended on it, come to think of it

 

[TdC]

Amsterdam is just tourist culture

You know nothing, Job Snow

 

[Edmond]

Amsterdam is just tourist culture, they are so efficient at moving things around, I just go with the flow..redlight..check..anne frank..check.
Hate cities tbh, just people walking past you continously, and the price to get pissed is nasty.
I'm moaning cos Ive got no car and Im stuck using public transport...it depresses me.

And i bet its full of bloody foreigners too...

 

[Ormorof]

I was on a train from Brussels to Amsterdam once and a couple in front of us were arguing about what to see, finally the guy concedes and says "alright alright! We'll go to the Van Gogh museum, wont take long, i mean how mny paintings can one dude paint in a lifetime"

 

[Edmond]

@russell & I went to Budapest a few years ago and we loved it. When i told one of my friends about it, he said 'pfft, those type of places are for when you're old, who wants to walk around and look at buildings?'

He also enquired if there was a beach there...in Hungary...a fucking beach?!?!

This is also the friend who said to me a few weeks ago, and i quote 'did you know that only female cows produce milk?'

 

[old.user4556]

Job goes abroad to tell people abroad about people coming from abroad to take jobs.

This shit writes itself.

 

[Job]

Its a tourist trap..I see the same shit..different buildings, everytime I go to a tourist city...most of the people you see are tourists..theres the usual street entertainers..10 thousand pizza shops...dutch cyclists are a fucking menace.
The red light district has queues of organised tours outside 'arty' live porn shows.
How many fucking hash/porn museums can you have.
I want a car to get out of this pit and see the real Holland...
Using the public transport is like starring in the 1920s film Metropolis, they are obsesssed with exposing bodily functions to the world..our room has a fricking window so the occupants can watch you take a dump.

 

[Raven]

There isn't much else to Holland than Amsterdam, the Netherlands on the other hand...

 

[Job]

Its Holland to me and always will be.

Anyway came to post that London is now the acid attack centre of the world.
Nice to know..Somali up in court today for spraying a pregnant woman and her boyfriend.

 

[Raven]

Source?

 

[DaGaffer]

Source?

Do the spiders in his brain count?

 

[Job]

It was in the Guardian..but cant find the link now..on holiday so..
Anyway much better day..went on 30m bike ride with tour group through the countryside, loads of lovely beer stops...stunning dutch chicks and a well chilled guide who explained holl...netherlands from the ground up.
He agreed central Amsterdam has been taken over by tourism.

 

[old.user4556]

Like most popular cities then.