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[TdC]

she's being polite. you've been used like a week old kipper and now she's moving on, feeling slightly dirty and discomforted but still happy for the experience. soon she will find the man she will marry, and they will travel to exotic locations. once, in a Vietnamese island hostel, she will masturbate while remembering your night of sexy fun times. she won't remember your name, and in her minds eye you will be a 6'4" gentleman of Spanish, Irish and Cherokee lineage, and his two brothers.

 

[fettoken]

Well, that escalated quickly..

 

[TdC]

in other news....fuck me that was close

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/flying-rock-demolition-site/

 

[Raven]

Alright guys, need some help here. Went out two weeks ago, weekend, out with my bud and we sit down next to these girls, and after a while one started hitting on me while i was talking to her girlfriend. We move to next place, drink and dance, got thrown out for fooling around too much, move to her place, she pays for taxi and everything. Sexy tiems, sleep. Go home next day. I started texting her after two days and she writes back says it would be nice to meet again when there is time, she work and study.

Few texts back and forth, i think i get too much and mention how i think she kisses very good, so no response. Now yesterday i sent her a text that she should meet up today and go out, got a response that she'd like to but works late, (she works to 22-23 almost every day) but wishes us a good time.

So, how do i proceed now? Really really really do not want to fuck it up if it isn't already.

https://www.facebook.com/mimmicaroline.olsson

Man up and stop sending bollocks like "you're a great kisser"

 

[caLLous]

And don't share her facebook page for fucks sake.

 

[Sydrik]

In other news, time to groom me a swedish bird for webcam sexx0r

 

[DaGaffer]

she's being polite. you've been used like a week old kipper and now she's moving on, feeling slightly dirty and discomforted but still happy for the experience. soon she will find the man she will marry, and they will travel to exotic locations. once, in a Vietnamese island hostel, she will masturbate while remembering your night of sexy fun times. she won't remember your name, and in her minds eye you will be a 6'4" gentleman of Spanish, Irish and Cherokee lineage, and his two brothers.

This is worryingly specific.

 

[Raven]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28124959

Oh do fuck off. Do we have to erase everything he has ever appeared in just in case we upset some wanker on twitter?

 

[Shagrat]

in other news....fuck me that was close

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/flying-rock-demolition-site/

jesus, i ducked out of the way just watching it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

@fettoken Her facebook page seems to indicate a twilight fan so...f*ck if i know about those people.

General rule, works for everything; Time will solve your "problem". You're either being phased out, or she's busy. Stop pestering about an issue you can't control.

 

[megadave]

Well, that escalated quickly..

why don't you just ask her if she's free sometime, don't specify a day, if she doesn't say yes then forget it

 

[Bigmac]

What Raven said. From what you've put it's like you both have switched roles, she being the man and you the woman. If she's interested she will text you, if not find someone else.

 

[mooSe_]

 

[megadave]

my mate got a redundancy letter, if that's not bad enough it was typed in comic sans

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[fettoken]

why don't you just ask her if she's free sometime, don't specify a day, if she doesn't say yes then forget it

Yeah, I'm thinking this. Oh well why worry when there's nothing else you can do about it.

 

[MYstIC G]

Pretend to like shoes... FFS

 

[fettoken]

Pretend to like shoes... FFS

 

[Gwadien]

Had an interview at M&S earlier, so many stages, interviewed by the interviewing person then the manager, then they spoke to each other for ages, that can only mean good things?

Right?

 

[DaGaffer]

Had an interview at M&S earlier, so many stages, interviewed by the interviewing person then the manager, then they spoke to each other for ages, that can only mean good things?

Right?

To do what?

 

[Raven]

Pack fudge.

 

[Gwadien]

To do what?

'Warehouse operative'

 

[DaGaffer]

'Warehouse operative'

And how many interview have you had?

 

[caLLous]

I'm not sure they're taking disabled access seriously...

 

[Zarjazz]

PC Master Race

But none of those PC facts apply to Watch_Dogs

 

[Gwadien]

And how many interview have you had?

You mean for this one job or in my life?

 

[MYstIC G]

But none of those PC facts apply to Watch_Dogs

You can't turn on E3 effects on a console though

 

[DaGaffer]

You mean for this one job or in my life?

For this job

 

[Gwadien]

For this job

one and a half;

Started off with a tour, then some questions related to the tour and a task, then got interviewed by the manager, then I got asked stuff by the manager of the department whilst he was filling out forms etc.

Was strange since most the stuff that they filled out I had already done on the online applications...

 

[BloodOmen]

But none of those PC facts apply to Watch_Dogs

this is true sadly