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[caLLous]

Apart from that big hole in the ceiling.

 

[Trem]

Haha @Big G












I also did that but after it had all been freshly plastered, put a 12 foot long crack right along the ceiling

 

[Job]

"Lost balance"...diet not going well?

 

[Gwadien]

I did a @Trem last night.

I was up in the loft clearing things out, lost my balance and then this happened:

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Holy shit, you didn't hit the floor did you? :/

 

[MYstIC G]

I did a @Trem last night.

I was up in the loft clearing things out, lost my balance and then this happened:

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Sex with @Trem then falling through the ceiling, bad times

 

[Gwadien]

It's an absolute disgrace that there's now two female hosts on Strictly!

What about gender equality? This is absolutely ridiculous.

You don't hear...

 

[mooSe_]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc6v8IUe_0g

 

[old.user4556]

Holy shit, you didn't hit the floor did you? :/

Nah, just a leg through up to my thigh.

However, I did squeal like a little bitch.

 

[Edmond]

Saw this today at a customers house

 

[Chilly]

boss

 

[fettoken]

Could have pinched something precious there.

 

[Raven]

Voted for the bearded lady in eurovision. Trolling Russia since 2014

 

[dysfunction]

I would like to see more of the Polish Eurovision contestants....

 

[Raven]

I would like to see more of the Polish Eurovision contestants....

Here you go


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQp7z8yYZUI

 

[Job]

Denmarks got it in the bag...well done vikings....scoobyshoobyboobydeboo...i love you...genius.

 

[Lethul]

All the eastern europe and southern europe countries are so embarrassingly bad when presenting the scores

 

[Raven]

Woop, the bearded lady wins. Up yours Russia.

 

[Olgaline]

Next bond title: Rise of the Phoenix

 

[BloodOmen]

Woop, the bearded lady wins. Up yours Russia.

That Rylan gets around, first X-factor, then bring brother and now he goes and wins eurovision.

 

[Mabs]

cilla black eat your heart out

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27349394

 

[Edmond]

More LEGO, LHC

 

[Edmond]

 

[Edmond]

 

[caLLous]

I wish I could believe that any of these screenshotted text conversations are ever real.

 

[Madmaxx]

hmm so I should be a jew or an atheist, probably the latter.

 

[Job]

It would appear that it is true that the EU is making it mandatory for all cars sold in Europe after 2015 to be fitted with a gps/sim card tracking device for "emergencies"...which is like whatever and predictable except its built into the engine management...you cant turn it off without hacking it and its function will be part of the Mot...just another step towards us becoming the Borg I suppose.
We are supposed to be assured there will be no constant tracking which clearly allows for specific tracking...and then constant tracking when.they change the law in 5 years time.

 

[CorNokZ]

hmm so I should be a jew or an atheist, probably the latter.

You don't love bacon? What are you? A girl?

 

[old.user4556]

Oh Jennifer.

 

[Gwadien]

It would appear that it is true that the EU is making it mandatory for all cars sold in Europe after 2015 to be fitted with a gps/sim card tracking device for "emergencies"...which is like whatever and predictable except its built into the engine management...you cant turn it off without hacking it and its function will be part of the Mot...just another step towards us becoming the Borg I suppose.
We are supposed to be assured there will be no constant tracking which clearly allows for specific tracking...and then constant tracking when.they change the law in 5 years time.

That's cool, I can think of more controlling stuff than this.. Ain't so bad, shirley?

 

[old.user4556]

My @Trem incident is coming along nicely.