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[Billargh]

What a fucking cunt of a band.

 

[caLLous]

Sent from my iPhone

Therein lies the problem!

 

[TdC]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sZMaheZ_Iy0

 

[Job]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[caLLous]

I think "hilarious" is a bit of a stretch. It's not even in time... :\

 

[BloodOmen]

I think "hilarious" is a bit of a stretch. It's not even in time... :\

Don't be hating the Llama.

 

[Bigmac]

Just finished watching Paranormal Activity The Marked Ones, definitely not getting that hour and a half back. It doesn't even explain anything just adds more questions. :/

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Moriath]

Oh reddit you have a lot to answer for

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just because NSFW!

Katie Minx if i'm not mistaken. Naughty naughty Access

 

[Scouse]

THIS is how to do fireworks.

Witnessed something similar with a family of Indians and Pakistanis who lived across the road from each other when I lived in Bradford

 

[TdC]

wow just imagine trippin' balls while that stuff is going on all around you 0_o

 

[TdC]

On Friday, Nokia will no longer exist.

 

[CorNokZ]

On Friday, Nokia will no longer exist.

Lolwut?

 

[BloodOmen]

Lolwut?

http://www.thehindu.com/business/In...o-be-completed-this-friday/article5934446.ece

 

[caLLous]

tldr; MS have bought Nokia's phone division and it'll be known as Microsoft Mobile from Friday onwards.

 

[Nate]

I had to do a 10 minute presentation on toilets recently.

 

[TdC]

Welcome to the quotes database Nate

 

[Nate]

I done it in the proviso of Steve Jobs selling a new iPod.

Why toilets are amazing.
Why you need a toilet
Why this toilet is better then the last toilet
and also why toilets are amazing.

 

[TdC]

get people to queue up to order your new iToilet S when they have a perfectly good toilet at home and you'll have a winner!

 

[Edmond]

My 'i in front of anything' sensor alerted me to this thread. Are there any leaked pics or is this all just a flash in the pan?

 

[TdC]

My business partner @Nate has an early-adopter, first-look, special edition iToilet just for you. A steal at 17.000 pounds! Also, we need you to camp ourside our offices for a month.

 

[Edmond]

Hmm.....well you seem to have a cistern in place that's for sure

 

[TdC]

Please be aware our patented iSeat technology is sold separately. Also, your existing connections to your regular toilet will need our patented iAdapters in order to function optimally. Also sold separately.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Does it support iPoos as well as iPees? Backside compatibility is a must these days.

 

[Edmond]

I recently acquired an dual iFlush adapter to run in line with my current 8 litre capacity u bend blaster, are you saying this will not work with the new model?

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[TdC]

friends of mine have accuired a puppy, so I made this for them

 

[caLLous]

Looks like the human has burst out of the puppy's back. Too much brown skin.