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caLLous said:
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Is it me or is that rubbish and not a very good likeness at all?
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If you save enough of the lovely gold wrappers, and stick them to your walls, people will enter your house and think you're a millionaire.
 
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The scene: you've written down your lottery numbers the night before. Next morning: you're in the bath. Your Mrs tells you through the bathroom door she's just popping to the shops to get the dry cleaning. "Oh, can you just get me a Lotto ticket, love? The numbers are downstairs by the phone." You leave the house without noticing she's forgotten the bit of paper with your numbers on. Time passes. The draw occurs. Your numbers come up. You would have won the jackpot. If only you'd put them on yourself.

So how much would you beat yourself up over it?
 
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Lamp said:
The scene: you've written down your lottery numbers the night before. Next morning: you're in the bath. Your Mrs tells you through the bathroom door she's just popping to the shops to get the dry cleaning. "Oh, can you just get me a Lotto ticket, love? The numbers are downstairs by the phone." You leave the house without noticing she's forgotten the bit of paper with your numbers on. Time passes. The draw occurs. Your numbers come up. You would have won the jackpot. If only you'd put them on yourself.

So how much would you beat yourself up over it?
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fuck off? that didn't happen to you?
 
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Lamp said:
No, just interested to guage how each of you would react.
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Scene just seemed pretty detailed, I mean, the average person has a shower I assume not a bath, especially in the morning.

Idealistically, I'd say whats happened has happened, but nah, You'd probably beat yourself over it for a while, WHY DIDNT I DO IT MYSELF etc.

Have a family friend that the lottery numbers religiously, but didn't for a week due to illness or something, they would've won £1000 or so.
 
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that sounds exactly like something that could happen when I was still together with my ex. she'd not get the tickets, and missing out would magically become my fault, because I should have planned better or some other nonsense Cosmopolitan teaches women to say to men who are justly out of their minds with rage.
 
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If you could keep your head and not murder her you could probably pull quite an elaborate prank by pretending you did the ticket yourself online. Let her tell all her friends/family, quit her job etc.
 
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My uncle once did the usual record last weeks draw and do the right numbers prank on his brother. Apparently it really worked. They didn't speak for weeks afterwards.
 
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ileks said:
If you could keep your head and not murder her you could probably pull quite an elaborate prank by pretending you did the ticket yourself online. Let her tell all her friends/family, quit her job etc.
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Maybe murder is a bit strong. But i'd be immensely aggravated. I'd make it look like an accident.
 
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Lamp said:
The scene: you've written down your lottery numbers the night before. Next morning: you're in the bath. Your Mrs tells you through the bathroom door she's just popping to the shops to get the dry cleaning. "Oh, can you just get me a Lotto ticket, love? The numbers are downstairs by the phone." You leave the house without noticing she's forgotten the bit of paper with your numbers on. Time passes. The draw occurs. Your numbers come up. You would have won the jackpot. If only you'd put them on yourself.

So how much would you beat yourself up over it?
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My first lottery ticket would have won 5 numbers + the bonus number but my mother told me they would never come out. I don't have ill feelings towards her but I have wondered what could have been if she didn't make me change my numbers. This was when the lottery first started.
 
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Facepalm, get over it. Money isn't really that special even if it's nice.

Would have to be a hot missus though and you could get a lot of bonus points. I'm thinking ass to mouth quantity.
 
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Lamp said:
The scene: you've written down your lottery numbers the night before. Next morning: you're in the bath. Your Mrs tells you through the bathroom door she's just popping to the shops to get the dry cleaning. "Oh, can you just get me a Lotto ticket, love? The numbers are downstairs by the phone." You leave the house without noticing she's forgotten the bit of paper with your numbers on. Time passes. The draw occurs. Your numbers come up. You would have won the jackpot. If only you'd put them on yourself.

So how much would you beat yourself up over it?
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Beat myself up? I'd beat the missus up.
 
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