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Edmond

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The security inside the ESB is pretty tight, like going through airport security not to mention typical American paranoia, she'll be fine.

Also don't go on a Saturday, it's heaving, but yes security is tight, there and Liberty too.

I'll be there this time next week, hopefully all the idiots would have shot themselves by then
 

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Well, I've finished Chopin's Ballade No. 1 in Gminor. All (!) I need to do now is bring it up to speed (especially the Presto con fuoco section!). My piano teacher is very happy. On Wednesday she said I was her best pupil (which is nice to hear :D).

She's offered to teach me Rachmaninoff's Second Piano Concerto, which she played with an orchestra at the Moscow Conservatory (where she both studied and taught for 30 years). Its her favourite piece, one of my favourites, but its tremendously difficult (as is all Rachmaninoff).

I'm in two minds. I really want to learn Chopin's 4th Ballade, but its structure is so complex and technically diffiuclt (even the bits that look easy aren't!), I'm thinking the Rachmaninoff is the easy option!! I may take the coward's route out and get the Schubert Impromptu's done first (a bit of light relief !)

Anyway, here's 4th Ballade for anyone interested:

View: http://youtu.be/7tmQSWuYwrI


Once I've got the 1st Ballade up to speed and I'm hitting not so many wrong notes (!) I'll post a vid, but it will be a while. The Ballades are not easy :)
 

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Big G said:
This is what I've been thinking since the story broke.

"PRINCE HARRY IN SHOCK 'GOOD TIME' MOMENT IN LAS VEGAS"

"PRINCE HARRY TAKES CLOTHES OFF - ST JAMES' PALACE REFUSES TO COMMENT ON SUCH ANTICS"

"PRINCE HARRY IN TROUBLE AGAIN AS IT IS REVEALED HE PUTS HIS TROUSERS ON ONE LEG AT A TIME"

Cunt off you cunting useless showering of cunts in the media.

Couldn't agree more, freedom of the press fuck off, more like sell as many papers as possible.
 

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Sounds too fast, but where will mobiles be in 5 years time, the future is the hardware/software of the mobile, windows is just archaic, hard to tell, as long as someone fucks Apple off, we might get there.
 

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"The ONLY way to obtain any Wicked Laser, including the incredible ARCTIC 1 WATT BLUE or any other Wicked Laser pointer hand portable laser is to purchase directfrom the factory in Shanghai , China. The above laser is an Arctic Spyder and is EXTREMELY hazardous to the eyes and skin."

So, the worlds most powerful laser pointer, styled in the shape of a Light Saber can be yours for under $200 from China! Pff, its probably no more than a 300mW laser but they fucked around with the diode / lens which means no UV filter! Lethal. Proper quality 1W laser pointers should be $1000+. No kid should be allowed to get their hands on these things. In fact, in the UK, if the police catch you with a 1W laser in your possession (actually anything >5mW) without good reason, they'll nick you for possessing an offensive weapon. Fecking dangerous.
 

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Jesus, I frickin hate those things, some stupid ass kid had green one at a family party, he was shining it at people, i had to be restraind from inserting it up his anus.
 

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Ebay is full of them and exactly how does a copper know the power apart from a 'feel it on his hand' test.
 

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Ebay is full of them and exactly how does a copper know the power apart from a 'feel it on his hand' test.

This is true. If you order one in the post from within the UK, and don't take the thing outside your property, and never shine it at planes or cars and just use it to burst balloons and matches in your back garden you'll be absolutely fine.

Its the idiots who walk round with them in their pockets that scare me. One can only hope they're far too cool to use goggles (you really should wear special protective glasses for laser of that magnitude) and blind themselves.
 
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My prediction for the Paralympics, it will be all about the artificial limbs, custom jobs..showing off what they can do, loads of disquiet about some having better than others..they should call it the Cyborlympics
 

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You need three red lasers set up together as a triangle anyway to be in any range of cool.
 

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Is he not just talking about implementation for certain corporations, I don't think they're referring to everybodys computer
 

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