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[Cyradix]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[CorNokZ]

You can put sprinkles on a dog poo, but it will still be shit..

 

[Raven]

Just got back from a stag weekend in Worcester, lovely town, really good night out. Makes a nice change to go somewhere that isn't chock full of chavs looking for a fight.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just got back from a stag weekend in Worcester, lovely town, really good night out. Makes a nice change to go somewhere that isn't chock full of chavs looking for a fight.

Seems your diablo preparation party weekend went as nicely as mine

See you in 6 months.

 

[Punishment]

Why is finding a decent white or black 07-08 Golf GTI with DSG and black leather in Ireland so fucking hard

 

[Raven]

The amasement of my mate's American friend when I explained to him my house is older than any building in the United states.

 

[Punishment]

That's a given on Yank build quality alone surely ignoring all the Historical stuff

 

[Raven]

Well kind of but my house is older than James town, which is how the conversation started.

 

[Lamp]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Bahumat]

The term OLD comes to mind Mr Lamp

 

[Lamp]

Bah. My friend Karen emailed it to me. Blame her.

 

[Raven]

slag

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bah. My friend Karen emailed it to me. Blame her.

Pics or it's a he.

 

[BloodOmen]

no idea if any of these have been posted before, cba trawling through 472 pages to find out.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Serious relationship problem here. Met a nice female unit, get along really well, things in common by the plethora, kissy kissy, huggy huggy, could be the start of something really good. you know how t goes. It's been a while since a serious relationship and as i'm going through all the scenarios i just can't find a good way to solve the one obstacle i always run into. It's really doing my head in. To some it may seem like a trivial thing, or just something that will happen over time, but i don't really have that much time to think it over. So here i am, asking the fellow freddy peeps for some advice on a, well, a rather serious problem;

How do i get rid of her so i can concentrate on D3?

 

[Cyradix]

Don't get rid of her!
Why you ask.... BJ + D3

 

[CorNokZ]

1) Create a Facebook profile
2) Befriend her
3) Put bukakke and goatse on her timeline whilst saying you love her
4) Enjoy getting deleted and forgotten
5) Kill the Butcher and Diablo

 

[Aoami]

How can toht give him a blowjob and play d3 at the same time?

 

[old.Tohtori]

BJ is like a 2 minute solution, then she'll want to talk or some other girly thing like that. FAcebook could be an option, but i don't want interaids.

 

[CorNokZ]

You probably have one of them smartyphones that can send pictures and stuff? Send it directly to her phone then

 

[old.Tohtori]

No...

I could send a text from someone elses phone and ask her why she's stealing his gay lover?

 

[Punishment]

Deflate her and put her back in the attic.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Deflate her and put her back in the attic.

not talking about my wife here.

 

[Fast]

http://www.leedsstudent.org/2012-05-12/ls1/ls1-news/man-vs-boozes-hospital-hoax

He has come to his senses, he and his liver may live a while longer.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Could've been a good scare for the FB numpties/kiddies who lap up everything it throws at them

 

[old.Tohtori]

FAstest ever time attack car built. It's a freakin monster;

http://gripshiftslide.com/2012/04/01/xxl2nv-hyundai-time-attack-car/

 

[MYstIC G]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/state_web_spring

 

[DaGaffer]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/state_web_spring

Funny because its all true. Instagram in particular has been scoring big on the WTF-o-meter.

 

[TdC]

omg the truth of that is so....um...harsh?