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[old.Tohtori]

Delete D before the USA blackmail your country and have you deported! true story

I was talking about the videos, not the performers.

 

[Gwadien]

I was talking about the videos, not the performers.

Thats a shame

 

[TdC]

zomg the monkey looks like a classmate of mine 0o

 

[old.Tohtori]

Weird/stupid math question thing; how maby times does 0 go into 1

 

[Billargh]

 

[JingleBells]

And the rest!

 

[Lamp]

whats a "wakelock" when its at home?
(context: phone battery)

 

[Sydrik]

whats a "wakelock" when its at home?
(context: phone battery)

An app that stop the phone from going into 'sleep'

 

[Lamp]

okay...umm...partial wakelock? An app that stops the phone from partially going into sleep??

*scratches head*

I just want an app that tells me in simple english whats been draining my battery. "Betterbattstats" on the Android Market was written by an ubergeek for ubergeeks in ubergeekspeak...

 

[Sydrik]

Partial wakelock is normally an ap that stops the phone 'locking' but allows the screen to dim. So when you touch the screen or hit a button the ap will resume.

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Overdriven]

You thought Rebecca Black was bad?

 

[old.Tohtori]

(edit: On Cyradix I think future generations of soldiers will look back at us in shame because we didn't stop these scientists

Though i guess it fits the other post too

 

[Reno]

You thought Rebecca Black was bad?

Hi Cho!

 

[Lamp]

In the future, man will only need a brain in a jar hooked up to the net. Everything will be virtual / cloud / internet. Wanna have sex? Download an app, and sensors in your brain will make you feel like you're having sex / getting high / drunk, eating a kebab etc

I've seen the future. And man! you don't wanna get a virus. So make sure your AV is up2date.

 

[Lamp]

Jeez, I thought the box of cereal my Mrs bought was big....

 

[Punishment]

Maybe she is a Gnome ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Gnome or not, she has a ninja in her house.

 

[Ch3tan]

This is the 3rd part... you need to watch all 3. Instant smile

 

[Access Denied]

A Bikini exposes 90% of a womans body but men are classy enough to only look at the 10% that's covered.

 

[Cerb]

I hate the ocean.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/04/jaws-dad-2000-pound-shark-caught-in-mexico/

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[DaGaffer]

Watch on the largest screen you can

 

[old.Tohtori]

BloodOmen:

The DJO stuff(old oes that is) i've seen before(apple juice!), but that lipsync is amazing

 

[Madmaxx]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDTF0hF1ZEM&feature=g-vrec&context=G2ce5cb1RVAAAAAAAADA

 

[BloodOmen]

BloodOmen:

The DJO stuff(old oes that is) i've seen before(apple juice!), but that lipsync is amazing

Ninjas hijacked my mother!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

From Miles, our studio director:

FMH on Android has just flipped into the "between 10k & 50k" sales band. Which is nice. Thank you to those who bought it.

However, seeing as people pleaded with us to get FMH onto Android, I’m amazed at how pirated it is. Around 9:1. Dicks.

And you wonder why developers are so reticent to make games for Android? The pirates could kill it for everyone. Sigh.

 

[Raven]

Didn't even know it was out on andriod

*purchases*

 

[old.Tohtori]

Having some yummy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_doughnut

onder if i should bring some along when i visit.

 

[Lamp]

Weird/stupid math question thing; how maby times does 0 go into 1

This a trick question?
Answer a) The question is meaningless so there is no answer
Answer b) Zero times, according to a calculator...
Answer c) An infinite number of zero times, since zero possesses no quantity