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[Punishment]

Yet his logic is perfect

 

[Lamp]

What do you mean I "have unsufficient privileges" to reply to the "threads to read before you die thread"? I cook, clean, iron, mend, pay the bills, take out the garbage, visit the old peoples home, flush after a Number Two, wash the dog, fix the broken windows...pff...

 

[rynnor]

In North Yorkshire for Easter and amazed by how good the cod is when you buy fish n chips - I'll never be able to eat it again doon south

 

[rynnor]

And the local pizza place does Parmo!

It also says "Our Ham is Turkey" though which seems odd...

 

[rynnor]

Went to a Cafe in Whitby earlier and when you order a meal it includes a cup of tea and a plate of buttered bread!

And there were men eating mushy peas!

And people are actually friendlier - I always thought that was pro-north propaganda.

We did see a very mean Yorkshireman earlier tho...

 

[Chilly]

To be fair, I was only half joking. The police essentially discriminate against people they think are dodgy for various reasons. Appearance is one of many traits they might look for...

 

[Lamp]

Anyone set up, or looked into setting up their own nightclub?

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[old.user4556]

These are the droids I'm looking for:

(nsfw)

Spoiler

 

[cHodAX]

And the local pizza place does Parmo!

It also says "Our Ham is Turkey" though which seems odd...

Turkey ham is just cured turkey iirc, tastes fine but is a cheap ham replacement.

 

[cHodAX]

These are the droids I'm looking for:

(nsfw)

Spoiler

Oh fuck, HELL YES!

 

[DaGaffer]

If I was a copper, i'd pull over all the people with Irish number plates, because they could be a member of the IRA.

Irish cops pull over UK reg cars all the fucking time, just in case someone's not been paying their (illegal under European law, but hey-ho) VRT import tax. I must have been stopped a dozen times when I had my S3 over here, three times by the same fucking cop, so I understand where the guy in video is coming from.

 

[Punishment]

VRT is a fucking joke tbh

 

[caLLous]

Trayvon Martin: George Zimmerman launches website

Buhhhhh. What? His "life altering event" was that he followed someone after specifically being told not to by the police and then ended up shooting him. Tough fucking luck, he should be in jail.

 

[Lamp]

Gifv old fashioned proper summers back pls. Remember those days? When all of June, July and August were pretty much bright, sunny and warm?

Wake up early, the birds were singing and the sky was clear & blue, the sun was out (it was gonna be hot that day) and you knew it was gonna be the perfect day to make a tent in the gar4den?

 

[Lamp]

They were talking about men & their sheds on the radio. Going to have a serious think about buying a new shed & turning it into my Wife Escape Pod. Couch, TV, internet, Xbox, fridge, poker table, obligatory pictures of tits on the walls, etc

(cheaper than a divorce)

 

[old.user4556]

Masturbatorium?

 

[Lamp]

Think everything you need in a wooden box (no, not a coffin) that smells of creosote, has the odd spider and earwig running about. Bliss. Maybe something on draught. Your mates would love it in the summer. The women can poke fun at us from the kitchen with their scented panties candles and baileys. While we're farting, eating curry, playing pokers, surfing internet porn, smoking, and playing with power tools.

 

[old.user4556]

Sounds pretty ace really.

Put the wife out there, take the house?

 

[Tuthmes]

 

[DaGaffer]

You can get some rather snazzy sheds these days

 

[Lamp]

meh...yeah its nice, but well, its more of a yuppie shed...thats not a proper shed...its gotta smell of creosote, gotta have an old fashioned lawnmower (with blades, grass still stuck to them from last summer), a few cobwebs, etc. Somewhere your grandad would have smoked a pipe in whilst listening to the radio reclining on a garden chair.

 

[Clown]

Turkey ham is just cured turkey iirc, tastes fine but is a cheap ham replacement.

Also, Muslims can eat it.

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[Edmond]

You can get some rather snazzy sheds these days

I wouldn't touch that, its got grass on the roof, obviously some damp issues going on there

 

[old.Tohtori]

Not to mention throwpillows, in a mancave? Might as well throw some tampons in there.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

They're called cushions Toht. Throw pillows? That's an action and an object.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[BloodOmen]

Lol.

"I'm enviromentally rapey"