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[Urgluf]

 

[TdC]

AARGH!!! now that is fucking scary. I hope to all the gods that nobody from the entertainment industry ever gets hold of it or we're all screwed

 

[Urgluf]

tbh, the ultimate combination still looks ALOT like natalie portman.

 

[Wonk]

YouTube- k-os - I Wish I Knew Natalie Portman

 

[Ch3tan]

The jolie - hathaway combination works for me! Too many blondes in the other parts.

 

[Wonk]

hehe, this is epic.

YouTube - The X Factor 2009 - Richard Green - Auditions 5 (itv.com/xfactor)

 

[kiliarien]

dont mess with laddey's nan

YouTube- RIP Margaret: Showdown at Mayday Hopsital in Croydon

Just......O......M......G.

 

[mooSe_]

BACON or BEER CAN

 

[Lamp]

"I caught the clap from some hippy broad I was fucking, my dick was dripping like some busted pipe..."

 

[Lamp]

Catarí, Catarí...
pecché me dici sti
parole amare,
pecché me parle
e 'o core me turmiente, Catarí?
Nun te scurdà ca
t'aggio dato 'o core,
Catarí, nun te scurdà!
Catarí, Catarí, ché vene a dicere
stu parlà ca me dà spaseme?
Tu nun'nce pienze a stu dulore mio,
tu nun'nce pienze,
tu nun te ne cure...

Core, core 'ngrato,
t'aie pigliato 'a vita mia,
tutt'è passato e
nun'nce pienze chiù.

 

[CorNokZ]

Leave coke to the pro's Lamp

 

[CorNokZ]

YouTube- POKEMON POWER

 

[TdC]

wow, if I have to live in that much fear to be saved, then I'd rather not tbh :\

 

[CorNokZ]

If you are not afraid of Pokémon, you deserve to go to hell!!

 

[Urgluf]

YouTube- India Monkey King Defies Gravity While Climbing Rocks

 

[Huntingtons]

why on earth you would want to combine all these fine ladies into 1 hole is beyond.

 

[Lamp]

Its like having a 3-some with Iris Robinson and Caroline Flint

 

[Urgluf]

Spoiler

 

[mooSe_]

rofl

 

[fettoken]

priceless must spread rep etc ><

 

[Ch3tan]

Fucking LOL. "r u dumb?"

 

[Aoami]

why do they call it a nintendo 64?

because when you see it you'll turn 64 degrees and walk slightly to the left

 

[CorNokZ]

Why do they call it an Xbox 360?

because it's the oldest joke of the internet

 

[Lightfighter]

Why do they call it an Xbox 360?

because it's the oldest joke of the internet

nice one

 

[megadave]

the oldest joke on the internets is corknose's mum

 

[Lethul]

The jolie - hathaway combination works for me! Too many blondes in the other parts.

Duff - Hewitt combo looks best

 

[Vasconcelos]

Atkinson + Hayek

The BlockBusty Duo

 

[Urgluf]

I think last night
you were driving circles around me.

 

[Raven]

The best female artist ever (imo)

 

[Lamp]

If you took all the viruses in the world and laid them end-on-end they would stretch out to a distance of 200 million light years.

There are 6 times as many viruses in a half litre of sea water then there are people on the entire face of the planet.

Over your lifetime, your body will be attacked by 700,000 different viruses.