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[old.Tohtori]

Sorry, after dysfunctions post i've been a bit zoned out.

 

[dysfunction]

This may zone you out even more!

 

[Job]

 

[old.Tohtori]

This may zone you out even more!

View attachment 7990

It doesn't really work without the face, those could be mantits for all i know

Then again, could be trannytits...guess more about the whole package.

 

[Lamp]

What happens if a conjoined twin commits murder?

It's actually happened, but with assault not murder. They were conjoined twins from Siam, called something like Chen and Chan in the early 1900s - it's where the phrase Siamese twins comes from. They were sideshow performers and during a show, one of them punched a member of the audience. They were both arrested and tried, but the judge said he couldn't do anything as it would be a miscarriage of justice if he imprisoned the innocent man.

 

[MYstIC G]

Girl look at that body...

 

[Wij]

What?

 

[MYstIC G]

What?

#fail

 

[Wij]

What?

 

[DaGaffer]

What happens if a conjoined twin commits murder?

It's actually happened, but with assault not murder. They were conjoined twins from Siam, called something like Chen and Chan in the early 1900s - it's where the phrase Siamese twins comes from. They were sideshow performers and during a show, one of them punched a member of the audience. They were both arrested and tried, but the judge said he couldn't do anything as it would be a miscarriage of justice if he imprisoned the innocent man.

The obvious solution:

 

[caLLous]

Two decent semi's at the Australian Open, today's was better though. Come on Djokovic!

And that John Deere chainsaw is so not "John Deere green".

 

[old.Osy]

 

[old.Osy]

 

[Cerb]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCx-M8dcDhk

 

[Lamp]

Talking of stuff you don't see anymore

Afghan Hounds. Seriously, when was the last time you saw someone walk one down the road? Used to see loads 20/30 years ago...

 

[old.Osy]

 

[Gwadien]

Drinking on my own, to go round a mates house, to have predrinks, then to go to another mates house, to have drinks, quiet one in.

Yessir.

 

[Scouse]

View attachment 7991

Ahem...


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v_Km6cv6DU


OK. 0.3 of a second slower, but he can do other things too y'know

 

[Sydrik]

http://apps.nahklick.de/cnc/

Command and Conquer in a browser. Geek away!!

 

[Wij]

http://apps.nahklick.de/cnc/

Command and Conquer in a browser. Geek away!!

Bastard. I was going to post that earlier but got distracted. It's not just in a browser, it's done in html5 and JavaScript

 

[Sydrik]

I'VE GOT TANKS, REALLY FUCKING SMALL TANKS

*SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE*

 

[fettoken]

Fuck you Cane you fucking wanker!

 

[Gwadien]

Matesandtunes anymore needed?

 

[old.Osy]

 

[Punishment]

Oh hi there !

 

[Gwadien]

Ahem...


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v_Km6cv6DU


OK. 0.3 of a second slower, but he can do other things too y'know

I bet he's constantly doing that even as i type this.

 

[Lamp]

 

[old.user4556]

*insert*

 

[Lamp]

even the tree is aroused, see its entish hand grasping for a boobie

 

[Lamp]

For 5 points, and without googling it, name the TV show: "Frank Burns eats worms"