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[Edmond]

Not bad guess work for 100 yrs ago

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16444966

 

[old.Tohtori]

Damn time travellers ignoring spoiler rules

 

[CorNokZ]

Not bad guess work for 100 yrs ago

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16444966

Pretty impressive tbh

 

[dysfunction]

 

[Access Denied]

View attachment 7746

That's quality!

 

[megadave]

 

[Job]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16503443

Sharing OMGDZ

 

[soze]

 

[Lamp]

This is still one of my faves.

 

[mooSe_]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brn2EcKKj9I


Sweet documentary on black metal

 

[Lamp]

I just got off the phone to Sea World. They said my call may be recorded for training Porpoises.

 

[Cerb]

Stolen for facebook!

 

[Lamp]

So.....anyone see themselves buying an electric car in the next 10 years?

 

[fettoken]

Definately. An electric family car. Missing piece is a family.

 

[Lamp]

A small one: we'll just nudge it out the way. OK. So what if a 6-miler is heading our way? Thats gonna have to be some nudge

http://www.ted.com/talks/phil_plait_how_to_defend_earth_from_asteroids.html

 

[CorNokZ]

I love videos from TED some of the people who presentate at that are just pure geniuses

 

[Aoami]

I just got off the phone to Sea World. They said my call may be recorded for training Porpoises.

My gf is so dense, bless her. I emailed her that joke... Her reply? "Why on earth were you on the.phone to sea world?"

 

[CorNokZ]

I don't get it either.. Explain

 

[Lamp]

Girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over, I need help urgently! I bought a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't even start it.

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The girlfriend replies, "According to the picture on the box, it's a big chicken."

Her boyfriend hurries over to find the puzzle spread over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box.

Turning to his girlfriend he says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken"

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then" he sighs, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box"

 

[Zarjazz]

I don't get it either.. Explain

Seriously? Then you've come to the wrong Plaice.

 

[Lamp]

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting in a supermarket.
When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?'
She replied, 'A can of peaches.'
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied that there were six.
The judge said, 'Then I will give you six days in jail.'
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband stood up, and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, 'What is it?'
The husband said, ‘She also stole a can of peas.’

 

[Jupitus]

Seriously? Then you've come to the wrong Plaice.

He can still have a whale of a time, though...

 

[Edmond]

I don't get it either.. Explain

Wow....just wow

 

[gohan]

to be fair a porpoise isn't the most famous of sea creatures, and probly isn't the first word you learn when learning English

 

[CorNokZ]

Seriously? Then you've come to the wrong Plaice.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[caLLous]

What are you whaling about, you're english.

 

[Edmond]

I dolphin i can take much more of this!!

 

[Cerb]

Holy mackrel that is getting bad.

 

[Lamp]

What? Speak up! Hang on * inserts herring aid*

 

[megadave]

Who would have thought volleyball could be entertaining

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7Hj9sDPFPII&fb_source=message