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[Cerb]

Nah nah that was the fish shop up by St. Mary's where the dead fella was found in the freezer. I remember walking past there every day going into town from Marys and thinking how bad it smelled.....

Nah I worked in the one by the middle street entrance to the Eyre Square shopping center!

 

[Punishment]

o0 fancy dat !

Ya i knew there was something fishy about that place from day one ...

 

[caLLous]

Among those sending jovial reminders of current controversies, former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott tweeted, "Welcome to Twitter...@rupertmurdoch. I've left you a Happy New Year message on my voicemail!"

 

[Lamp]

Some awesome physics lectures here
http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/physics/8-01-physics-i-classical-mechanics-fall-1999/video-lectures/

 

[DaGaffer]

Gee guys your right, the mere though that top gear is just possibly biased is PROPOSTEROUS, being the fair unbiased show that we know is is. A few Indians in an office and a m8 going to Bangalore ( nice clean place btw) does not constitute a good cross section of life in India. Of course my meagre experience of meeting western travellers who had travelled from all corners of India was not sufficient. Who needs a good cross section of people from all walks of life converging on a bar in Palolem night after night to give you an idea of cleanliness and roady safety across India, when you have top gear to give you the CORRECT impression, silly silly me.

Well that told us.

For the record, I've known hundreds of people of people who've gotten sick after travelling to India. The Bangalore example was just to illustrate a point; "nice clean city" indeed...

 

[Tuthmes]

Some awesome physics lectures here
http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/physics/8-01-physics-i-classical-mechanics-fall-1999/video-lectures/

Dutch physicist!

 

[TdC]

Anyone got any good stories about roast chicken?

I tried to roast a chicken once, but then I took an arrow to the knee :-/

 

[Punishment]

I tried to roast a chicken once, but then I took an arrow to the knee :-/

You should have pretended to like shoes

 

[old.user4556]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-16382444

"17 year old" + "Mitsubishi Evo" = Good chance of death

 

[Punishment]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-16382444

"17 year old" + "Mitsubishi Evo" = Good chance of death

Another statistic to enable higher insurance premiums, all the same a pity but hardly shocking

 

[Ch3tan]

How the hell did he afford insurance on a Evo at 17?

 

[Keitanz]

Probably mommy and daddy lol

 

[Punishment]

Garage insurance or probably convinced his mother to get insured on it and put him as a named driver.

 

[Raven]

He shouldn't even be allowed to drive it full stop.

 

[Punishment]

Technically Raven he wasn't but the parents obviously helped him get around it financially or as i said above.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Interesting start to a year;

- Woke up next to ta-tas(which was nice).
- Got 80€ from a game at a local kiosk.
- Got 170€ from the lottery.
- Got a 3 month contract at work for a good 2.5k/month.

Waiting for other shoe to reach mach 3.

 

[Scouse]

For the record, I've known hundreds of people of people who've gotten sick after travelling to India.

I'm one of 'em. Studied for 2 months in Shimla and afterwards had a week to tool about the country sightseeing. Top Gear was very accurate.

• Hit a kid in the face with a tuktuk (police *really* wanted to arrest me for a bit of blackmail cash (even though the only reason the kid was taken to hospital was that I insisted the driver take him) but when the parents turned up they thought the better of it)
• Narrowly avoided three major accidents because of oncoming traffic on the wrong side of the road (an overloaded car, an overloaded tuktuk and an articulated lorry on a single motorway trip)
• Got stuck in a 3 hour delay on same trip because someone had hit a cow
• Got delhi belly so bad (thankfully on my return) that I lost a stone in a week and mid-way through thought if I died it wouldn't be much of a loss
• Oh, and the whole country is covered in litter - total shithole (but your eyes filter it out after a couple of days and then you appreciate the very real beauty of the place)

I fucking loved it. I intend to go back asap. Lovely people. Great time

 

[old.Tohtori]

On the food aprt, that's down to person and not necessarily the food. Some handle foreign stuff a lot better then others, so while indian delicacy from a street vendor might make your tummy praise you for your culinary choice, some other might find a swedish noodlepot to be enough to make their intestines sing the cucaracha.

 

[old.Osy]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0EfgIxgZ8

 

[Ch3tan]

Our coach was stopped when in India for a brown envelope moment for the cops. Lots of people got Delhi belly. The city;s are filthy, a lot of smaller towns are filthy. Bombay is still called Bombay as well as Mumbai.

I spent 3 weeks there for the record, clearly if I'd spent longer I'd have seen none of this.

The stereotypes about India are spot on, which is why Indians also use them.

You are being a pretentious twat Zede.

 

[old.Osy]

View: http://vimeo.com/34340906

 

[Scouse]

Music is totally inappropriate for a comedy but other than that, that's great

 

[Lamp]

"Don't find fault; find a remedy. Anybody can complain"
Henry Ford

 

[Job]

rATHER cute, but as a diver myself, I must point out you still feel very upside down.

 

[Overdriven]

Some cunt has been using my shaving foam, therefore I had to buy another one... Not till I got home did I realise I'm also seriously low on aftershave. BLEH.

 

[Raven]

Can't let your GF grow a beard though.

 

[Tuthmes]

So who of the royal British family commeted the murder? Any suspects yet?

 

[Lamp]

If you drop a hammer and a feather from the same height, which one will hit the ground first?


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mTsrRZEMwA

 

[old.user4556]

BS. We never went to the moon.

 

[Ch3tan]

Some cunt has been using my shaving foam, therefore I had to buy another one... Not till I got home did I realise I'm also seriously low on aftershave. BLEH.

People still use aftershave?