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having fun with Babelfish

1. original English - Greek
2. Greek - French
3. French - Dutch
4. Dutch - back into English...is it the same as the original ????
 
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what time does the train arrive

English - Dutch
Dutch - French
French - Italian
Italian - English

result

the train arrives like late in occasion of the mail
 
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Of course you know this means war

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only because the elephant's todger has come out the back of the mounted elephant and into her
 
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That chick in the purple had to have fell off, her position is all wrong :p
 
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Damn you Google...I've just seen a picture of a woman sucking a dog's cock
 
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After receiving a B.A. in International Relations and Chinese and Japanese Studies (summa cum laude) from the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, he continued his studies at the University of Michigan, where he obtained an M.A. and a Ph.D. in Political Science. He has been a member of the faculty at John Cabot University since 1990, where he served as Dean of Academic Affairs from 1999 to 2005 while continuing to lecture in Political Science. In 2005, Franco Pavoncello became Acting President of the University and was confirmed President in April 2006. A leading analyst of Italian politics, his work has appeared in, among others, the American Political Science Review, the British Journal of Political Science, and Asian Studies. He is also a well-known media commentator on Italian affairs, a contributor to major international newspapers, and appears regularly on radio and television networks.
 
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Girl Dogmeat Dog - I bet you can work it out - I've heard this about a girls sister at school, i was actually sick :p
 
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Ch3tan said:
Lamp: He takes his random spam seriously.
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You bettchya. My spam is so random that if you were to open 400 tins of spam, and THEN open a 401st tin and mix that 401st tin up with the previous 400 tins, I bet you wouldn't be able to pick out that 401st lump of spam.

unless you were a spam dog

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No, I meant hound dog (check out the size of the chain that holds this vicious 6 month old puppy down)

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Vasconcelos

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Cyradix said:
GIRLS = EVIL
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That reminds me of a legendary university tale:

There was this physics exam. The teacher was also a philosophical nerd, so he added a last question to the exam:

"Is Hell exothermic (emanates heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?"

Most of the students simply rambled about stuff like Absolute Zero or Boyle´s Law. But there was one, who only answered that last bonus question with the following:

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"First of all, we need to know how Hell's mass varies with the influence of time. In order to know that, we need to know the rate at which the souls enter Hell, and the rate at which the souls leave it. However, several religious essay on the matter conclude that once a soul enters Hell, it doesnt come out. So, we can conclude that there are no exits so the rate is 0.

About how many souls enter Hell and the rate of it, lets take a look at what the different religions say on the matter. The majority of them conclude that, if one doesnt belong to their religion, he will go to Hell.

Assuming there are more than one single religion which predicates that if sum1doesnt belong to them, he will go to hell, and since ppl belong only to one religion at most, we can conclude that ALL souls go to Hell. So the rate is 100%.

With the current rate of birth and death, we can conclude that the number of souls in Hell increases in an exponential way.

Lets see now how the volume of Hell varies. According to Boyle's Law, in order to stabilize temperature and pressure of Hell, the volume must expand in the same proportion of the rate at which the souls enter Hell.

There are 2 posible scenarios:

1. If Hell expands at a rate lower than at which souls enter Hell -> the temperature and pressure of will increase untill Hell disintegrates.

2. If Hell expands at a rate higher than at which souls enter Hell - > the temperature and pressure will decrease untill Hell freezes.

¿Which one is the correct scenario?:

If we assume what my classmate Laura told me when we first met: "Hell will freeze before we ever have sex", and considering that the other day after dozens of beers I finaly managed to bang her, then Scenario 2 is the correct one: Hell is exothermic and it has already frozen.

The final conclusion about this theory is, given that Hell has already frozen, it has stopped accepting souls, thus, Hell is extinguised... leaving Heaven as the only proof of the existance of God, what perfectly explains why Laura the next morning couldnt stop screaming "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!"
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The student, despite replying only to the bonus question, passed the exam. ;)
 
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annoying? Fucking look at him! He owns the streets man!
 
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