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[Cerb]

I think this is how all training videos should be

Wendys Hot Drink Training Video - YouTube

 

[old.user4556]

Holy shit.

 

[Huntingtons]

Holy shit.

holy shit indeed, you needa toss the spoon every time!

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

Bull semen spill causes scare, closes U.S. highway - Yahoo!

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cyradix]

If you sleep in at my house, you are "Doom"ed. - YouTube

 

[CorNokZ]

"Nobody Canna Cross It" Twanging (Refix Video) - Dj Powa - YouTube

 

[Urgluf]

Photo Album - Imgur

TIME FOR ANOTHER CRUSADE!!!

 

[MYstIC G]

Wouldn't you just use it to fuel something instead of just waste it?

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

Phuket NEWS: Brit tourist in Phuket dies in soaked power surge

So fucking stupid on so many levels.

 

[Raven]

Well, you don't expect there to be live power sockets just left open to that sort of accident.

 

[Raven]

Wouldn't you just use it to fuel something instead of just waste it?

Devil machines!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, you don't expect there to be live power sockets just left open to that sort of accident.

Quite.

 

[megadave]

Phuket NEWS: Brit tourist in Phuket dies in soaked power surge

So fucking stupid on so many levels.

Yep, what sort of retard builds such a power socket?

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

Yep, what sort of retard builds such a power socket?

I have no idea but i'm not surprised either, it's 6am in the tourist red light / entertainment district. Ofc he was pissed but why was he touching shit on the floor and it was waterlogged?

Electric is bad here, majority of houses have no earths, idiot tourists and idiot thai's is a bad combo. I remember reading about a boy on holiday in a adventure park, in the swimming bit, lifted up a grate on the floor and swam / got sucked down. Got sucked in to the filter and pump, when the staff were alerted by the parents and went to the filter / pump room. Reluctantly (didn't believe the boys brother) and lifted the lid off, he was there floating at the top dead of course.

Awful, but at the same time, these people need to understand this is not back home. It's not a nanny country with regulations and people are thought to have common sense. The grate wasn't padlocked because a thai kid would never have lifted it up because they have common sense.

Yes a fucking idiot put that socket there but I would not have been touching electrical shit on the floor in the water. Both are to blame.

 

[caLLous]

Houses having no earth is one thing - a public shopping centre with dodgy "outdoor" plug sockets, in areas that flood, with metal plates on top, is something else entirely.

 

[megadave]

Cops - YouTube

 

[Lamp]

thunder & lightning here & pissing down

notting hill carnival this weekend

they really should move it to hyde park...none of the locals (I'm local enough) want it here anymore

 

[megadave]

lamp doesnt have love for jerk chicken?

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

I always thought it was a load of shit anyway.

 

[Lamp]

lamp doesnt have love for jerk chicken?

I just don't wanna share it with a million ppl

 

[Talyn]

Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song [Official Alternate Version] - YouTube

 

[Shagrat]

Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song [Official Alternate Version] - YouTube

that's ace.

 

[caLLous]

BBC News - Nick Helm's password joke is Edinburgh Fringe funniest

1. Nick Helm: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
2. Tim Vine: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
3. Hannibal Buress: "People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time'. You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works."
4. Tim Key: "Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought... once you've hired the car..."
5. Matt Kirshen: "I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."
6. Sarah Millican: "My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards."
7. Alan Sharp: "I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure."
8. Mark Watson: "Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."
9. Andrew Lawrence: "I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails."
10. DeAnne Smith: "My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin."

I still think Tim Vine's was the best.

 

[pez]

Tim Vine's is as old as the hills though, Im shocked it made it in at all.

'I was touching up a kid in a lift the other day. It was wrong on so many levels.' etc etc

 

[old.user4556]

Tim Vine's is as old as the hills though, Im shocked it made it in at all.

That's exactly what I said to my missus when I was reading them earlier .

 

[eksdee]

All those jokes are shit.

This is not shit:

Spoiler

 

[Lamp]

Does anyone find John Bishop actually funny? Maybe he's just very restricted what he's allowed to say on his BBC show. Maybe I'll check out his "proper" stand up

 

[Lamp]

....switching to Sean Lock on C4...much funnier

 

[Aph3x]

I find him to be very dull, the word comedian should be used very loosley (sp?) with him.