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[TdC]

I also have a picture of my mate holding a statue's scrote in the Viegelandsparken in Oslo. Damn man, I'm starting to doubt myself :/

at least it was him and not me!

 

[MYstIC G]

Nice. I reversed that thing btw.

 

[TdC]

thanks! shall I send you the scrotepic as a reward?

 

[MYstIC G]

No.

 

[TdC]

have you any idea how hard it is to get my scrote and face in the same picture?

 

[Thadius]

Yea, its usually other peoples scrotes that are near your face!


:wub:

 

[BloodOmen]

blue pill or the red pill!?!?

 

[Thadius]

I want to "ski" between Bahumut and Tdc!

 

[Bahumat]

I want to "ski" between Bahumut and Tdc!

ooh we'd get frostbite on our bell ends!

 

[TdC]

you maybe! I have a special woolly cap for mine!

 

[Lamp]

just been round to my bother-in-law's house and saw a crinkly tissue underneath his computer table

 

[Thadius]

Did you have a sniff of it to find out what it was?

 

[TdC]

Lamp prolly made a cuppa with it

 

[tris-]

YouTube - Jeremy Kyle - How to Spell Father ?

YouTube - The Jeremy Kyle Show - BBC

YouTube - Jeremy Kyle - My partner ate my baby

 

[Lamp]

Lamp prolly made a cuppa with it

I gave it a good chew for about 10 minutes, then once I had extracted the nutrients, I discarded the waste from my ovipor

 

[TdC]

mmm zesty!

 

[Lamp]

If scientists discovered that drinking a shot of baileys & sperm produced an amazing dizzying high better then any illegal drug....

 

[CorNokZ]

... then it would mean that I was high as a kite right now

 

[Lamp]

...how many people would do it ?

Would it end feminisim ?

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[fettoken]

You baffle my mind with your sick comics...

 

[Aoami]

whats that shit white ninja rip off?

 

[Bahumat]

Now look here...a bit of violence never did anyone any harm.

 

[Lamp]

If you break both your legs, don't come running to me

 

[tris-]

dont look at me if you go blind

 

[Lamp]

I said NO ! I'm sorry, but I'm putting my foot down with a firm hand.

 

[fettoken]

Fucking fuck. Parents are coming to visit and i have to clean up.

 

[TdC]

nobody visits me any more

 

[Lamp]

nobody visits me any more

Well they would if you didn't stir your cookie mixture with the toilet brush

 

[tris-]

nobody visits me any more

old peoples homes stink of piss and bad food. thats why.