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[megadave]

 

[Zede]

 

[Vladamir]

Could you make it a bit bigger please Zede?

 

[dysfunction]

could you have made that pic any bigger?

 

[Aoami]

ZOMG! could that pic be any bigger!

YouTube - ‪Snatch Wars (Snatch Vs Star Wars)‬‏

 

[TdC]

:

wow, that guy looks just like Tremor!!!

 

[megadave]

ZOMG! could that pic be any bigger!

YouTube - ‪Snatch Wars (Snatch Vs Star Wars)‬‏

you don't need to post that video every month tbh

 

[Aoami]

I do.

Just finished my last ever uni exam. Go me.

 

[Huntingtons]

Are you my girlfriend!?

fag.

 

[TdC]

so girlfag? lesbian? sweet. wanna cyber?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

*uNF!*

 

[Nate]

I got stopped in the car park yesterday by some lady telling me social services has taken her children away from her, and can I help her? I checked my pockets and said I haven't got anything on me.

Shame she wasn't better looking or I could have found something to help!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

You met a junkie.

 

[old.user4556]

Iceland, Eyjafjallajökull - May 1st and 2nd, 2010 on Vimeo

 

[Vladamir]

 

[Sparx]

You met a junkie.

Yes you did, the other old favourite is "ive left my child in the car and i need to borrow money to pay for the parking meter"

 

[eksdee]

You met a junkie.

At least she was discreet about it, or tried to be. I was walking into the toilet in a busy Birmingham train station a few years back to be grabbed by the shoulder, spun round and asked "are you desperate? I'll follow you in and blow you for 20 quid". I politely declined her offer of oral stimulation, as you might imagine.

 

[Ch3tan]

Liar. Did she bite and run off with your wallet?

 

[BloodOmen]

This is an actual picture of when I was conceived

 

[mooSe_]

 

[Cyradix]

YouTube - ‪My Little Pony Physics Presentation‬‏

 

[megadave]

I got stopped in the car park yesterday by some lady telling me social services has taken her children away from her, and can I help her? I checked my pockets and said I haven't got anything on me.

Shame she wasn't better looking or I could have found something to help!

I was at my mate's house once and some women came to the door and gave the same story. He said sorry he doesn't have any money and offered her a pack of biscuits

She took the biscuits.

 

[TdC]

so your mate gave biscuits away while you were there? and you had none?

unfriend tbh!

 

[Lethul]

YouTube - ‪My Little Pony Physics Presentation‬‏

Wow, I didn't' realize they had made remakes of my little pony

 

[megadave]

my little pony THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE PONY LAND

 

[Nate]

I was at my mate's house once and some women came to the door and gave the same story. He said sorry he doesn't have any money and offered her a pack of biscuits

She took the biscuits.

I suppose she was eternally grateful after that?!

I had a lady come in the shop a few months ago and this is how it goes, it was so surreal!

Lady: Are you the boss man?
Me: Yes, how can I help you?
Lady: Would you like to buy some lucky charms?
Me: No thanks, would you like to buy some meat?
Lady: No thanks darlin.
In walks the real boss man.
Lady: Would you buy from a gypsy?
Boss man: Well that depends on what you have to sell.
Lady: You're very stressed would you like a reading?
Boss man: No thanks
And away she goes.

I wondered after that if gypsy's offer these lucky charms as a kind of protection from them nicking stuff later on...

hmm....

 

[megadave]

should have bought them, shop by me sells boxes of lucky charms for £9

 

[Ch3tan]

You what? £9 for a box of cereal? WTF?

 

[megadave]

Indeed. It is a well expensive shop/area, everything there is marked up. Lucky Charms is £9 because it's imported but it's still retarded, I doubt anyone actually buys it.

 

[old.user4556]

I know what you're thinking.

YouTube - ‪Shredding‬‏