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[Job]

What are you fucking on about man, Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

Did you read the post
Yes?
Then thats what Im on about.
No?
Then read the post.

 

[Job]

Christ don't ever go to Vegas, you'll have a heart attack - and not just at the amount of foreign people there.

Ive been and didnt bet a dime..not even in a fruit machine...proud of that.

 

[Raven]

Self driving lorries to be tested.

I wonder how long it will be until people start trolling companies that they have fallen out with. Just drive slowly in front of them and change lanes as they try to over take. Presumably the AI would think that the traffic is moving slowly anyway and move back over to the left, as there would be a gap, rinse, repeat. With no driver to deal with the situation with some common sense, someone could keep at it for hours.

Time is money in the delivery business.

 

[Raven]

I don't understand why everyone doesn't just deliver their rubbish, directly to the council via driving to the HQ and chucking it outside their front doors?

When our incompetent council fucked up their new schedule and didn't collect for a month, I told them that was exactly what I would do the following day and they came and got it, did the whole road (May have been a coincidence)

 

[BloodOmen]

I reckon Floyd Mayweather is fucked, McGregor and his noodle arms go unmatched.

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[Job]

Got talking to some idiot who seemed very excited by the Connor fight.
So I watched some of the trash talk meets they have...what the living fuk...500m event for WWF level bullshit, thats just pathetic...both holding the mikes like rappers doing a high school eminem tribute.
I dont even believe its a real fight now.

 

[Raven]

Yet here you are, sucked into caring. Spreading the word, part of the corporate machine.

 

[BloodOmen]

I'll just be glad when its over, sick of hearing about the fucker... the only good things to come out of it are the daft memes and movies.

 

[Raven]

Meh, I'll watch it for free, if its on at a reasonable time. Not actually checked.

 

[Gwadien]

Meh, I'll watch it for free, if its on at a reasonable time. Not actually checked.

5am

 

[Raven]

I am sure I can get up an hour early for it, if I cba.

 

[Moriath]

I am sure I can get up an hour early for it, if I cba.

If you are wanting to get up an hour early then you are caring too.

I wont see it at all because i cba

 

[BloodOmen]

Live facial book coverage of the storm in Texas.

 

[Raven]

if I cba.

If you are wanting to get up an hour early then you are caring too.

You deduction skills are outstanding.

 

[old.Osy]

Ghana import 30 million condoms but dem no use am - BBC News

 

[Raven]

Ghana import 30 million condoms but dem no use am - BBC News

I thought that was satire, but apparently it is a thing.

Good to see my TV license money isn't getting wanked up the wall on stupid shit.

 

[Lamp]

Saw Al Pacino sporting a rather nice watch on a film. I could go for one of those. Google it. It's a Bulgari Chronograph. Price $8000.

I'll stick to looking at my phone.

 

[Ormorof]

pidgin English is an actual form of english in SE Asia

 

[DaGaffer]

pidgin English is an actual form of english in SE Asia

As it is in Africa. I'm just a little confused about why the BBC feel the need to offer it as a service. Is this coming from the World Service budget?
*edit* £289m spend: BBC don launch Pidgin service - BBC News

Seems like quite a lot...

 

[Job]

Especially if a white person spoke it they would be accused of racism.

 

[Job]

Is anyone here likely to ever be this cool.


View: https://i.imgur.com/p8SI7jJ.gifv

 

[old.user4556]

I managed to record @Bodhi 's dream last night.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCu0Z71QRF0

 

[Raven]

pidgin English is an actual form of english in SE Asia

This is Africa, maybe they can pay for it through an enforced subscription then.

 

[Gwadien]

As it is in Africa. I'm just a little confused about why the BBC feel the need to offer it as a service. Is this coming from the World Service budget?
*edit* £289m spend: BBC don launch Pidgin service - BBC News

Seems like quite a lot...

Part of 298m, including Korean...

 

[Raven]

Ah, bargain then.

 

[Gwadien]

I found an article written by @Job

Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet - BBC News

'To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.'

These articles are brilliant reads.

 

[Gwadien]

'French people no still want make Mrs Macron collect any money from France to do any of her waka-waka.'

 

[Zarjazz]

Saw Al Pacino sporting a rather nice watch on a film. I could go for one of those. Google it. It's a Bulgari Chronograph. Price $8000.

I'll stick to looking at my phone.

I'm fairly sure that telling the time is low down the priority list of why people buy high-end watches.

 

[Edmond]

I think the last time i wore a watch was at school, I've never been one for jewellery so i think that's why things like watches don't interest me, simply because i see it as a thing to tell the time with, and you don't need a watch to tell the time these days