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[Lamp]

This guy is pretty useful with a deck of cards

 

[Raven]

Offloaded the wife to her mums for the week.

Bosh.

 

[Moriath]

Offloaded the wife to her mums for the week.

Bosh.

Thats a tub of swarfega and a porno to sort you out for the week then

 

[Raven]

Nah, your gran is coming round tomorrow.

 

[fettoken]

Nah, your gran is coming round tomorrow.

Someone's on their man-period, cheeky tit.

 

[Job]

Another face spraying event.
Nothing nssty though it seems, guess the new policy is a quick spray with something that slightly stings to aid your getaway.
Police officer and paramedic attacked after helping at M11 car fire

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Job]

You will laugh.

View: https://gfycat.com/EmotionalAchingArrowcrab

 

[caLLous]

 

[Scouse]

They're just "doing their jobs" they don't "love it"...

Ex-uni-mate of mine became a copper in Leeds. Watched him slowly turn from someone of high ideals and gentle habit into a mindless thug. He used to be shocked that cops tooled around in vans literally looking for a fight because they enjoyed the argy-bargy. Got bullied early on (first couple of years) because he didn't 'fit in'.

That changed.

 

[Job]

Pretty awesome handbrake tbh in a narrow road without wiping out everyone involved.

 

[Moriath]

Nah, your gran is coming round tomorrow.

Both my grans are dead and were cremated. So enjoy the dust bath.

 

[Scouse]

Pretty awesome handbrake tbh in a narrow road without wiping out everyone involved.

Criminal and dangerous yob behaviour from people who's job it is to keep the public safe, you mean?

Both my grans are dead and were cremated. So enjoy the dust bath.

Maybe he's re-hydrating them?

 

[Job]

Horses for courses ..tbe Police have to deal with sensible people in a spot of bother and froth mouthed sub humans.
This was froth time no doubt.

 

[TdC]

The Worst Town In The UK 2017 Has Officially Been Announced

 

[Ormorof]

The Worst Town In The UK 2017 Has Officially Been Announced

Hull is a great city, bit rough around the edges ill admit

 

[Job]

I'm not a betting man, but those odds dont look good.
Maybe we should have another summit...

Planet has just 5% chance of reaching Paris climate goal, study says

 

[caLLous]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[TdC]

meanwhile, in 'Murica....
Kansas woman tries to kill bug with a lighter and ends up setting her apartment on fire

 

[Job]

Meep
Men on moped throw liquid at man near Harrods

 

[old.user4556]

My god, @Job finally made the press, his favourite paper as well!

Gas fitter's 'ban the burka' campaign backfires in Devon | Daily Mail Online

 

[Job]

I sure his intention was to be arrested, so it hardly back fired.

 

[Tom]

My god, @Job finally made the press, his favourite paper as well!

Gas fitter's 'ban the burka' campaign backfires in Devon | Daily Mail Online

> was surrounded by armed police

A few armed police officers, whose guns were probably still in their vehicle.

> Thomas Dunn sparked panic and confusion

A few people went "look at that guy, what's he doing?"

> Officers rushed to the scene

Officers drove to the scene...

> when the 57-year-old caused alarm

...after someone called the police to say "there's a weirdo in our shop"

This is the kind of shite that Job reads on a daily basis.

 

[Job]

Actually he had informed the police he was going to do the protest and will target other stores.
It isnt illegal, though the stores can ban him obviously.

 

[old.Osy]

Stay classy.

- Newcastle Airport opens a kebab takeaway which passengers can bring on board

 

[fettoken]

Great, kebab-ooze on a plane. That's what you want, as if eating in the subway weren't enough. This is annoying thread material.

 

[CorNokZ]

So I need a new phone. The Sony Xperia Z5 has never really been a favourite of mine, and now needs to go. I'd like to stick with Android and have been looking at the One Plus 5.

Any suggestions or recommendations on newer phones? I'm tired of the lag my current phone if providing me with, so looking for something top end

 

[Scouse]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wWSxkkEWBk

 

[BloodOmen]

I must confess, I've never heard of a pussy referred to as a "Bitch Wrinkle" before, made my day that has.