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[leviathane]

"The Royal Navy Bomb Disposal's Explosive Ordinance Department personnel assessed the grenade as being a previously disarmed World War One artefact, posing no danger to pupils or staff."

The grenade - a family heirloom - was later blown up in a controlled explosion.

no harm, let's blow it up anyways.

 

[Gwadien]

Score 1 for the heartless health and safety crazy Authorities :\

 

[Madmaxx]

lol

 

[Nate]

no harm, let's blow it up anyways.

who are the real arsonists here?!

 

[leviathane]

Maddest brawler gets biggest, baddest boss |

 

[pikeh]

I want to go to Madagascar!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I thought Tom Arnold was dead

 

[Lethul]

 

[Punishment]

YouTube - Haddaway - What is Love HQ +2.6% Tempo

 

[old.Tohtori]

YouTube - Guy Jumps Over a Bull

Like one of the comments said, this is what bullfighting should be like

Dioubt any veganpoppinganimalactivist would have a problem with bullcrobatics.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why can't things ever go "jsut so"?

Got work to do a freelance design(high concept).
Two weeks in, they asked to wait a couple of days for feedback(as per usual).
This turned into three weeks of near-non-communication etc.
After said 3 weeks, I asked them; ok, contiue the project, or you pay half of original pay for work done(was supposed to be a month gig).
Now they contact me that they want some more work, with that half pay.

I ofcourse told them no, that the half-pay is for job done and if they want a finished product, they pay the full original price.

Now they're whining about it.

Grah...

 

[Punishment]

Just tell them you arent prepared to deal with then as they broke the original agreement

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just tell them you arent prepared to deal with then as they broke the original agreement

Yeah that's pretty much the undertone.

Pay half now, more work means original pay.

They don't seem to think that keeping someone waiting is something they should pay for, while i'm no different from a regular employee.

You pay for the time, how you spend it, your call

Yes i'm a hooker

 

[Lamp]

Requirements to be a new york taxi driver:

Requirements
•Be at least 19 years of age
•Be a legal resident of the United States:
◦U.S Passport, or
◦Birth certificate, or
◦Green Card
◦Work permit
•Driver's license or equivalent (A, B, C or E)
•Social Security Card

Documents
•Complete 6 Hours DMV certified defensive driving class no more than 6 months before filing the application
•Notarized Child Support Certification form from the NYC Office of Child Support Enforcement, form can be obtained within TLC location.
•Signed medical history form by a doctor proofing eligibility to drive a cab
•Money orders:
◦$120 payable to N.Y.C. TLC
◦$75 payable to N.Y.C. TLC/DCJS
◦$25.50 payable to LabCorp

Where to file a Driver License Application
File TLC Drivers License Application in one of the two locations:

Address 1:
32-02 Queens Boulevard,
Long Island City, NY 11101
Office hours: are 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. Monday through Friday.
Direction: From Manhattan take 7 train to 33 rd ST station

Address 2 (By appointment only):
1893 Richmond Terrace,
Staten Island, NY 10302
(718) 815-3734
(718) 815-3735.
Office hours:8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. - Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
Taking class
Before taking the exam, drivers are required to attend a TLC Licensed Taxi School:
•24Hr Class: cost $105, brief and less expenssive, or
•80Hr Class: cost $325, Very well explained and high chance to pass Exam
Driver needs to learn the following subjects:
•Manhattan, Quens, Bronx, Brooklyn, and Staten Island Geography
•Map Reading
•Tunnels, Bridges, and Highways
•TLC Rules and regulations
Note: Some schools offer days and nights classes
Passing TLC Exam, what do you need to know?
- Students will have the chance to practice TLC Style Exam in school
- Examiners must pass the English Test to qualify
- Failing in two test exams cause the examinee to repeat the process of a new applicaton.
- Exam cost $25
- Exam can be passed in a Taxi school and supervised by TLC Stuff
- 5 Boroughs Map is required
- Taxi exam sample: Take NY Taxi Quiz


No wonder they're shit. You compare that to the years of Knowledge that all London black cab drivers have to do lol

 

[Lamp]

YouTube - Quagmire discovers internet porn

 

[Lamp]

YouTube - Family Guy - Who Wants Chowder?

 

[Vladamir]

 

[Raven]

Bit undercooked for my liking.

 

[Lamp]

aye, way undercooked for me

streaky 4tw imo

 

[old.Tohtori]

That's a bit undercooked for my liking too, and i'm not one to shy away from a steak that'll color your mashed taters pink

Not that i wouldn't eat it ofcourse...

 

[Edmond]

Requirements to be a new york taxi driver:


No wonder they're shit. You compare that to the years of Knowledge that all London black cab drivers have to do lol

When we got in the cab at JFK and told the guy where we needed to go (hotel in the centre of Manhattan) the first thing he did was punch the info in his sat-nav

 

[Lamp]

Aye, same for most miniscabs in London. You tell them "St James's Square" and they go "what? where". Unless you give them a zip code they're useless. God bless London cabbies. Best in the world.

 

[megadave]

it boggles the mind how much they know, and with London not being gridded like most cities it must be a lot harder

 

[Lamp]

Its incredibly hard. I know quite a lot of Knowledge boys and loads of cabbies. The amount of stuff they have to learn is amazing. For their exams - called appearances - they basically have to learn every road and street within a 6 mile radius of charing cross - and whats on every road & street (shops, museums, police stations, theatres, embassies, statues, tourist attractions, hospitals, squares, etc etc). Just to give you an idea of the scale it runs from Alexandra Palace in the north, to Crystal Palace in the south, Acton in the west, and City Airport in the East. Hats off to em.

 

[Edmond]

The new Carlos Tevez lean mean fat-reducing grilling machine, he was so proud of it he even put his face on it.

 

[Lamp]

Goalkeeper sent-off after 10 seconds - Yahoo! Eurosport UK

 

[megadave]

Damini was apparently just at my house, now that's random

 

[old.Tohtori]

Damini was apparently just at my house, now that's random

The random bit is "apparently"

 

[old.Tohtori]

I hate hwo youtube refreshes after you make it fullscreen, making it practically useless to load in advance

 

[Lamp]

yar, youtube sucks on a number of levels, but it basically does what it says on the tin