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JingleBells

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Edmond

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Oh shit, sorry....haa haa :lol:

Worth a second post though.......(and a third as i posted it in general too)
 

Lamp

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Public Toilet Dilemma, No. 56

Do you hold your own, or offer to hold the percy of the chap standing next to you?

Where does politeness & courtesy become downright perverted?
 

Gwadien

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Public Toilet Dilemma, No. 56

Do you hold your own, or offer to hold the percy of the chap standing next to you?

Where does politeness & courtesy become downright perverted?

Here's one for you;

You throw a house party, party's in full swing, then you realise you really really really need a shit

You rush upstairs to go toilet and you unleash terror, then you realise, you have no toilet paper, you also realise you have nothing in the room that could be used as toilet paper, and you also left your mobile downstairs!

What do you do?
 

old.Tohtori

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Here's one for you;

You throw a house party, party's in full swing, then you realise you really really really need a shit

You rush upstairs to go toilet and you unleash terror, then you realise, you have no toilet paper, you also realise you have nothing in the room that could be used as toilet paper, and you also left your mobile downstairs!

What do you do?

Your house, your shower, wash crap away, towel down.

Or, ye old sock-wipe and then go get a fresh pair, again, your house ;)
 

Gwadien

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Your house, your shower, wash crap away, towel down.

Or, ye old sock-wipe and then go get a fresh pair, again, your house ;)

Oh shit, I Forgot to mention, you haven't got any towels in the room, as it's not a bathroom, it's just a simple Toilet + Sink, and you robbed one of those fan things from McDonalds, so it heat drys your hands!
 

pikeh

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stick your arse under the hand dryer. The shit will flake up and fall off sooner or later.
 

Cerb

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Pull your pants up and lets your hips sliiide a little easier.
 

old.Tohtori

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Killed it.

Toht, please return to your hole, that's a Mister Tohtori, Please return to your hole.


:fluffle:

I have an icefloat, not a hole :eek:

Ignorant bastard.

You're only sour 'cause someone beat you to your "joke" :p
 

Gwadien

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I have an icefloat, not a hole :eek:

Ignorant bastard.

You're only sour 'cause someone beat you to your "joke" :p

Im sour, because I'm painfully in love with you, and it's the only way i can express my feelings

Yes, I said that.
 

old.Tohtori

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It's funny to sometimes forget that at the core, freddyshouse is still, undoubtedly, an internet forum :p

If you think of an internet forum, you assume the "+1 trololol keke /b/" etc bullcrap, but sometimes i forget that FH is just the same.

Which ofcourse only leads to thinking "Others may not be so bad afterall".

This ofcourse leads to the inevitable, one true conclusion;

FH is just better then the rest.
 

Gwadien

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It's funny to sometimes forget that at the core, freddyshouse is still, undoubtedly, an internet forum :p

If you think of an internet forum, you assume the "+1 trololol keke /b/" etc bullcrap, but sometimes i forget that FH is just the same.

Which ofcourse only leads to thinking "Others may not be so bad afterall".

This ofcourse leads to the inevitable, one true conclusion;

FH is just better then the rest.

No homo.
 

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