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[Raven]

Dumb people should not be allowed to own things.

Amazon Echos activated by TV comment - BBC News

 

[Job]

Auto purchasing enabled out of the box...nice try Amazon.
Just shout through letterboxes ' Alexa buy me a 12 inch black dildo'.

 

[fettoken]

Alexa, buy me two blonde classy prostitutes with buttpluggs already attached. You guys recon it takes detailed orders?

 

[CorNokZ]

Wife fell asleep quite early, so did the kids. I opened a can of beer after a long day at work, put my feet on the sofa table and grabbed for the remote, but no luck. Couldn't find it. Looked around the living room and it was like Aleppo on a bad day. Toys, clothes, dirty kiddy dishes and what not. So two hours later the entire apartment is tidied up. Knackered now, but cleaning can be real serenity and when done in silence I quite enjoy it

 

[Moriath]

Did you find the remote?

 

[fettoken]

Wife fell asleep quite early, so did the kids. I opened a can of beer after a long day at work, put my feet on the sofa table and grabbed for the remote, but no luck. Couldn't find it. Looked around the living room and it was like Aleppo on a bad day. Toys, clothes, dirty kiddy dishes and what not. So two hours later the entire apartment is tidied up. Knackered now, but cleaning can be real serenity and when done in silence I quite enjoy it

Definitely beats the practice i hear many people do, that of laying awake fiddling with their mobile phones.

Oh, by the way, maan, what happened to the supposed family that died in their apartment in Denmark? Foul play?

 

[CorNokZ]

Definitely beats the practice i hear many people do, that of laying awake fiddling with their mobile phones.

Oh, by the way, maan, what happened to the supposed family that died in their apartment in Denmark? Foul play?

Supposedly it was a gas leak :/ such a tragedy, but at least they didn't suffer

 

[CorNokZ]

Did you find the remote?

No. Why do you think I cleaned up the place for two whole hours

 

[caLLous]

 

[Edmond]

Why didn't they just get hold of the handle grips, surely they would be insulated?

 

[Raven]

I thought that but looked into it a bit, they can be up to 5000v (volts thrill, amps kill) and the electricity can arc, especially when conditions are wet.

What they should have done is walked along the fence and simply unplugged it removed the bike and then plugged it back in. Being cyclists I imagine they enjoyed the shocks though.

 

[Hawkwind]

I one had a desperately overdue piss against a farm fence whilst doing a country walk in Somerset. Turns out that was electric much to the amusement of my son. Not the best feeling my junk has experienced.

 

[Moriath]

Why didn't they just get hold of the handle grips, surely they would be insulated?

Would have thought the tyres too would be insulated.

 

[Job]

Wet gloves, grips and tyres would still let high voltage flow.

Just came to say Julian Assange is doing an AMA on Reddit.
Questions range from we love you, to why don't you kill yourself.

 

[Raven]

"we love you" isn't a question.

 

[Edmond]

'we've got to get across, find the controls that extend the bridge...'



'Good Luck....'



*lots of Pew Pew Pew-in*



Yay!!

 

[Edmond]

Another Amazon Echo problem


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epyWW2e43UU

 

[Moriath]

Another Amazon Echo problem


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epyWW2e43UU

Kids got skills

 

[Scouse]

Why didn't they just get hold of the handle grips, surely they would be insulated?

This. Rubber handlebar grips. Rubber tyres.

Funny tho.

 

[fettoken]

What's the deal with everyone being upset at Bob Dylan not attending the Nobel Prize awards but no one batted an eyelid at some Japanese scientist not attending many many years ago. Is it just that you'd assume being a scientist means you're constantly busy doing research? I mean for god sake, he could have brought a laptop, optimized his time. He would even GAIN time by travelling back to Sweden. No excuse!!

 

[Moriath]

Tbh its oh you should be so flattered you got nominated and won. We are so important how can you not turn up now we have awarded you.

 

[Scouse]

In case any of you losers are still misguided enough NOT to have already watched Rick & Morty:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0PuqSMB8uU

 

[Job]

But this one..

Uncle Steve | Rick and Morty | Adult Swim:
View: http://youtu.be/vbVvF5wWqf0

 

[old.Osy]

Apparently this is now a thing on the internets:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiT37yZzq_M&feature=youtu.be

 

[Moriath]

Net providers to begin sending 'pirate' emails - BBC News

Speak up if anyone gets one. Would be interested to know.

 

[Raven]

My bin will enjoy that.

 

[Tom]

This. Rubber handlebar grips. Rubber tyres.

Funny tho.

Wet rubber.

 

[Edmond]

Wet rubber.

Mmmmmm.......

 

[Edmond]

Net providers to begin sending 'pirate' emails - BBC News

Speak up if anyone gets one. Would be interested to know.

If i do then i'll know my VPN is shit

 

[Moriath]

If i do then i'll know my VPN is shit

I havent bothered with vpn yet. What do you use ?

I guess its just to get the tracker then dl over normal?