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[fettoken]

On a mission to buy a new bed, so where thinking along the lines of 1000 quid, but laid down in a superfab bed with the pricetag of 2500 quid. Were close to buying it, but, can i justify such a purchase? The lady that drew up the deal was one of those salesperson types that works with selling cars, and she were ripping me off with rust-coating, carpet impregnating spray etc..

I would like to invite my dad to make a deal, since he were able to bargain down the fucking interest on the house-loan by .3 %, but, he would go bananas if he noticed the price-tag.

 

[Scouse]

can i justify such a purchase?

Yep. You spend 1/3rd of your life in bed. Make sure it's a fucking good one. One of the best purchases you'll ever make - it'll pay you back every night.

However, I'd offer her 2 grand for it. She'll probably say yes.

 

[Raven]

Depends how much time you spend in it and who with. We have a pricey bed and it does wonders for my wife's back, she had a car accident 15 years or so ago and has always suffered with a bad back. On weekends its not unknown for her to spend over 12 hours asleep.

I could sleep on a hillside in a gale and not be bothered, I only sleep about 5 hours a night anyway. Waste of money for me.

 

[Bodhi]

Is there not a local version of DFS? As if there is, y'know, there's a high likelihood of there being a sale on...

 

[Job]

Are you actually a Raven

 

[Scouse]

I could sleep on a hillside in a gale and not be bothered, I only sleep about 5 hours a night anyway. Waste of money for me.

I can (and have) slept in hillsides in gales. Do it regularly

However, those 5 hours in massive comfort are worth their weight in gold IMO.

 

[Scouse]

Best video of evolution you will EVER see.

Actual evolution happening, clearly, before your very eyes.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plVk4NVIUh8

 

[DaGaffer]

On a mission to buy a new bed, so where thinking along the lines of 1000 quid, but laid down in a superfab bed with the pricetag of 2500 quid. Were close to buying it, but, can i justify such a purchase? The lady that drew up the deal was one of those salesperson types that works with selling cars, and she were ripping me off with rust-coating, carpet impregnating spray etc..

I would like to invite my dad to make a deal, since he were able to bargain down the fucking interest on the house-loan by .3 %, but, he would go bananas if he noticed the price-tag.

Look at it this way, if you keep it for 10 years (and if it's a decent bed there's no reason why you won't), and you sleep 8 hours a night, it's costing you 4 cents an hour each. Best 4 cents an hour you'll ever spend.

 

[Raven]

Isn't it great how the ever more expensive war on drugs is going so well.

Drug-related deaths reach record levels in England and Wales - BBC News

Drug use declining for the nasty drugs apparently but deaths up. The further they drive it underground, the more people die.

 

[Scouse]

I see Finland's making us look like fat victorian-era wankers again.

Good on 'em

 

[Moriath]

Thats ok i had more than that amount of exercise when i were a nipper always put on the streets and on our bikes. Still a fat git now lol

 

[Raven]

My wife fell out with me earlier. I was laughing at the TV while she was in the other room. She came in to see what I was laughing at. It was a midget doing powerlifting at the Olympics. I feel like a bastard for laughing but fuck me, I have never seen anything like it.

 

[Gwadien]

I see the Chinese are bossing atm.

Can you imagine?

'Oh your child has been born with a disability, we need to contact the local Paralympic committee.'

 

[Job]

More like 'your child was just outside the standards reqd, but if she were to lose a hand in some
unfortunate home smelting accident, she could get gold in the paralympics and be a great benefit to your family.'

Here is how to make a smelting oven from a wok

 

[CorNokZ]

On a mission to buy a new bed, so where thinking along the lines of 1000 quid, but laid down in a superfab bed with the pricetag of 2500 quid. Were close to buying it, but, can i justify such a purchase? The lady that drew up the deal was one of those salesperson types that works with selling cars, and she were ripping me off with rust-coating, carpet impregnating spray etc..

I would like to invite my dad to make a deal, since he were able to bargain down the fucking interest on the house-loan by .3 %, but, he would go bananas if he noticed the price-tag.

Fucking salespeople, lol. Wife bought me a couple of shirts in the wrong size so had to go change them. They weren't available in my size so I said I'd browse a bit around the shop. After a few minutes of horrendous boredom of shopping and coming up empty handed, this cheeky salesperson of a clerk who's probably been in telemarketing previously comes up and offers to help me. Very nice of him and he showed me a wool pullover from the new collection which had just landed, wasn't even really for sale yet, wool from some creature from a foreign country, yadda yadda yadda, and then finally the remark "it's 100% wool with 10% added silk". So I replied politely, with a little smile, hoping that he would get it "so it is 110%?". Clearly I wasnt the only one who heard, because everyone around stopped what they were doing to hear his reply: "yeah 110%" followed by about 5 seconds of stiff eye contact between us and awkward silence with my smile growing for every second passing. He finally corrected himself and realised what he'd said. A few chuckles around the shop his colleagues and some other shoppers, but in the end I ended up with a nice 110% wool and silk pullover and a shit story to tell on an Internet forum

TL;DR - read first sentence

 

[old.user4556]

My wife fell out with me earlier. I was laughing at the TV while she was in the other room. She came in to see what I was laughing at. It was a midget doing powerlifting at the Olympics. I feel like a bastard for laughing but fuck me, I have never seen anything like it.

Better or worse than the "towel in mouth holding" at the swimming event?

 

[caLLous]

I mean, I'd understand if they were a foreign mattress emporium making an ad like this without realising how sensitive America is about 9/11 but how in the name of fuck did an American company think this would go down well?



Texas mattress shop closes over 'tasteless' 9/11 ad - BBC News

 

[Gwadien]

 

[caLLous]

Also not wonderful.

 

[Job]

I think it was the smirky 'never forget' at the end that did it.
Up to that point you could call it bad taste, but then it went 'I piss on your stupid country'

 

[Raven]

I do wish they would sort their dates out.

 

[Gwadien]

Amazon are brilliant.

So my headset broke (second one ive had)

So I contacted them for a replacement and they sent one to my Uni address, even though I told them not to, so they asked me if I can contact the people in the house now - my response was 'nooo'

So they organised to send one to my house but it was out of stock, so they offered a refund of £40 (I paid less then that) then I also got one sent to me this morning, lool.

2 headsets and £40.

 

[Moriath]

They can afford it they dont pay any tax.

 

[Job]

Note 7 charging station

 

[Raven]

Its funny because the user is clearly an idiot.

 

[Edmond]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[old.Osy]

 

[caLLous]

Third time's the charm...

 

[Raven]

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I am glad someone took the time to post that, if nobody had posted it before Monday morning I would have had to have posted it.