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[Edmond]

Damn, it is too, someone is really taking the piss there!!

 

[BloodOmen]

old but still gold

YouTube - Americans are NOT stupid - WITH SUBTITLES

 

[megadave]

lol at the fuckwit comment

rachmaninov sure knew how to compose some fucking hard piano shizzle

do you have a favourite classical piece, Lamp?

 

[Lamp]

No, far too many to choose from. If you put a gun to my head & made me choose my 2 favourite composers, I'd have to go for Chopin & Rachmaninoff. Got 2 pianos at home. Currently practicing La Campanella (Liszt), Chopin Etude in C Minor, & the first movement of the Rach 3, which is dear damn impossible to play

 

[Punishment]

YouTube - Today FM Gift grub - Michael Flatley - The Original

 

[Vladamir]

YouTube - Sittin On Tha Toilet

Now flush!

 

[Fast]

I walked past the fridge before and thought I heard an onion singing the bee gees, so I opened the fridge door and looked, it was just a chive talkin.

 

[Ch3tan]

I walked past the fridge before and thought I heard an onion singing the bee gees, so I opened the fridge door and looked, it was just a chive talkin.

Stolen for FB, rep given

 

[Fast]

So I said to the chive, how do you feel about becoming an onion? The chive said nope I'm staying a chive staying a chive

 

[Ch3tan]

Oh dear.....

No :/

The first bit was legendary, the second bit was beyond cringe worthy

 

[Fast]

Ah well

 

[BloodOmen]

YouTube - The Knights Who Say Pylons

 

[old.Tohtori]

Last night was a fun night out, spent mostly with good looking single women. Fun!

Memorable moments;

Getting a neckmassage from a buddy(well i told him i was angry at him for not giving me one after he gave one to a girl ).

Peeps dropping an old xmas decoration(red ball) on the floor and me going "My ball! Ball ball ball ball!!!" and a girl fetching it from under the table for me.

Someone smashing a pint to bits on the table after misjudging the height of the table. No injuries, nice pile of glass there.

Two females making out lightly.

Two other females making out a bit more(well it for distraction purposes, i needed backup).

Two females hugging eachother to say hi, with me in between sitting on a chair, my head cumfy between the four of 'em

And such n such.

 

[gohan]

Someone smashing a pint to bits on the table after misjudging the height of the table. No injuries, nice pile of glass there.

iv'e gone one better, i dropped my pint on the table while talking to some1 and i managed to drop it directly inside some1 else's pint exploding both glasses


was pretty epic

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh yeah, pint mishaps are epic at times. Remember dropping a regular glass with ice in it(drink glass) on the table, an icecube taking lift and landing inside another pint. Bit of a "Huuuur?!" moment

 

[Olgaline]

Admitedly I'm still on the first season of Fringe, but so far one of the reasons i like it is that the show actually finishes plots,
and ties up ends that run through the season...unlike show like Heroes, Supernatural, and the mother of all
"write it as we go shows" Lost!

And thus far thats refreshing!

Right,

Just started on season 2, and the Charlie incident is bugging the hell out of me,
they'd better come up with a damned good explanation for that.

Spoiler

- We see shape shifter copy a new identity, victim stays the same,
- We hear shots, we see Charlie standing over dead "girl" aka shapeshifters body,
- Show ends with "charlie" dumping charlie into the fire.

Now unless there are two shapeshifters, this is one hell of a sucky turn in an otherwise good story

 

[Lamp]

I feel like I'm in a time warp

Had a crap night's sleep last night
Suddendly woke up at 3am coughing & sneezing (yes, its manflu time)
Then couldn't get back to sleep as wife was breathing too noisily next to me
Then we had workmen come round at 8am to do some work
Then I discover all the supermarket prices have been rolled back to the 1980s
And every thread in FHOT has been brought back from the grave from 3 years ago

*achooooo*
*cough*
*wipes dripping nose with one of wife's socks*

Memo to self: must buy tissues 2day

 

[Fast]

Beckham's 23 Porsche is up for Auction
Porsche : 911 - eBay (item 120668984681 end time Jan-14-11 17:53:02 PST)

 

[old.Tohtori]

 

[Exioce]

Mystery avian deaths suggest God playing 'Angry Birds'

 

[Lamp]

My wife said today that I'm boring, and I never do anything extreme

I wiped the smug look off her face as I sprayed myself with deodorant from less than 15cm's away...

 

[old.Tohtori]

My wife said today that I'm boring, and I never do anything extreme

I wiped the smug look off her face as I sprayed myself with deodorant from less than 15cm's away...

I usually spray from about 5 cm if that

 

[Vasconcelos]

Last night was a fun night out, spent mostly with good looking single women. Fun!

Memorable moments;

Getting a neckmassage from a buddy(well i told him i was angry at him for not giving me one after he gave one to a girl ).

Peeps dropping an old xmas decoration(red ball) on the floor and me going "My ball! Ball ball ball ball!!!" and a girl fetching it from under the table for me.

Someone smashing a pint to bits on the table after misjudging the height of the table. No injuries, nice pile of glass there.

Two females making out lightly.

Two other females making out a bit more(well it for distraction purposes, i needed backup).

Two females hugging eachother to say hi, with me in between sitting on a chair, my head cumfy between the four of 'em

And such n such.

Sounds like the perfect gay-nite...

 

[megadave]

I bet Tohtori is that weird guy sitting in the corner of the pub on his own watching other people have fun, then he comes on here and tells stories of them like they're his own

 

[georgie]

Beckham's 23 Porsche is up for Auction
Porsche : 911 - eBay (item 120668984681 end time Jan-14-11 17:53:02 PST)

Deposit of US $500.00 within 72 hours of auction close. Full payment required within 3 days of auction close.

Is it my imagination or isn't that the same thing?

 

[Ch3tan]

LOL! Nice spot there georgie

 

[Lamp]

deadly snakes

YouTube - The Most Extreme deadly snakes - Number 10 and 9
YouTube - The Most Extreme deadly snakes, Number 8 and 7
YouTube - The Most Extreme deadly snakes, Number 6 and 5
YouTube - The Most Extreme deadly snakes, Numbers 4 and 3
YouTube - The Most Extreme deadly snakes, Number 2 and 1

 

[xomer]

Oxyuranus microlepidotus

 

[xomer]

I bet Tohtori is that weird guy sitting in the corner of the pub on his own watching other people have fun, then he comes on here and tells stories of them like they're his own

hahahahah rep!

 

[cHodAX]

I bet Tohtori is that weird guy sitting in the corner of the pub on his own watching other people have fun, then he comes on here and tells stories of them like they're his own

Muttering to himself, you missed that bit out.