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[Marc]

Lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

Rant on; Really starting to wonder if what people say is true, that i'm not human.

I've had none of the normal human things, outside diabetes(which honestly isn't that serious either). You know, kidney stones, piggy flus, ulcers, chronic head/other/ache. I thinki had something taken out of my throat as a kid, but evidently it was a "precaution"(love the healthcare in 80s). HAven't even had my wisdom teeth poked at.

I'd be a prime candidate for all sorts of sh*t going wrong, as i drink, smoke, eat red meat(would solely if i had the cash for it), candes whatnot, all the bad stuff, avoid veggies if i can(some i like to eat for the taste, but no habbit), don't exercise outside shoptrips and long walks home after a barnight, diabetic(which i take care of with a long stick, not watching what i eat &drink and basically never measuring my blood levels), but my diabetes is fine and my body is fine, in a "normal level" according to the physical thing we had at work.

Ok ok, at a younger age, that kind of lifestyle wouldn't do sh*t, but i've been doing it for 13-15 on/off odd or so years and there's nothing wrong

I'm kind of worried that if i change my lifestyle and start eating healthy, and moving, stop smoking and drinking that i'm gonna just keel over and pop my crocs(modernized it).

I've jokingly called it my "Keith Richards Diet" or just "Richards Diet", but i'm not so sure if it's a joke anymore

 

[old.Tohtori]

Also on another personal level;

Noticed that everything i've pursued, tried, have or had has failed, crashed and burned, completely, i don't mean it as a "oh things are crap", i mean it as i've got nothing to really lose, i have nothing going on and nothing expected to come along and if i were to put a bullet in my head, only collateral loss would be a couple of friends and family going "snif"(as people do).

Then i thought f*ck it and kept going

If you got nothing to lose, you got nothing to lose

 

[CorNokZ]

You didn't say rant off

 

[old.Tohtori]

You didn't say rant off

Like the rant is ever off with me

 

[CorNokZ]

That's what I figured

 

[leviathane]

watched a funny porn last nite, left 4 head xD

 

[old.Tohtori]

watched a funny porn last nite, left 4 head xD

Is it l4d related? Is there zoey?! SPEAK!!!!

 

[leviathane]

yus it's the girl with the dual pistols. The monsters are funny lol. It's a hunter whose the lucky boy who gets head.

 

[Gwadien]

watched a funny porn last nite, left 4 head xD

I know what you did last night....


eww

 

[old.Tohtori]

I know what you did last night....


eww

Mental images are fun to plant, for example, when you try to masturbate or have sex tonight, don't, at any point, think of this post and as a consequence, me

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm, they really should call it a menstall cycle.

 

[CorNokZ]

Mental images are fun to plant, for example, when you try to masturbate or have sex tonight, don't, at any point, think of this post and as a consequence, me

gf coming over in 30 minutes

Now I seriously hate you

 

[old.Tohtori]

gf coming over in 30 minutes

Now I seriously hate you

Done that to many a friends, they like it as much as you do

Do return the favor

 

[CorNokZ]

You'd pre-ejaculate if you thought of me

 

[Huntingtons]

arf, now i have to change.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You'd pre-ejaculate if you thought of me

Oh no worries, since i came up with it, ofcourse i'm naturally immune, but for those who deserve it, i have an antidote

 

[old.Tohtori]

Left 4H, oh my gods it was so funny in that "this is so sh*t" way

 

[Lamp]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hypnotized

 

[Lamp]

Kate's done well for herself. Daughter of self-made millionaires, now Queen-to-be. Lucky old William - she's not a bad looking girl, eh?

 

[leviathane]

Left 4H, oh my gods it was so funny in that "this is so sh*t" way

idd hahaha.

 

[Huntingtons]

so i went to brush my teeth and had to wizz.
Above the toilet bowl we have shelves for toilet stuff, i grab my toothbrush and the paste by accident fall down into the bowl of pee, splashing out on me. Brainfarted and flushed so down went the pee and the toothpaste

 

[CorNokZ]

YouTube - Angry Hairdresser

 

[Fast]

YouTube - We Are The World - Japanese Tribute - thesportsforum

 

[Gwadien]

YouTube - Angry Hairdresser

sofakelol.

 

[Vladamir]

YouTube - Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig) - Parry Gripp - FREE ON iTUNES!!!

 

[Lethul]

YouTube - Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig) - Parry Gripp - FREE ON iTUNES!!!

4 days old lol!

 

[Vasconcelos]

aaaaand

 

[JingleBells]